I didn’t get an MBA for nothing.

DEFINITION: The art of sneaking to the office kitchen without having to take orders from your colleagues for coffee, or tea, or anything…

I didn't get an MBA for nothing.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Subterfridge: /sub-ter-frij/ With careful subterfridge, Jill was able to disappear beside the fridge and take an uninterupted coffee break Etymology: subterfuge (trick used to escape) + fridge Created by: porsche.

Galleyphanting: /GAL-E-fan-ting/ Felicia Fanshaw formerly known as the office galleyphantom, has died of poisoning from arsenic in her coffee mug. Several of her colleagues are assisting police with their enquiries. Etymology: galley (kitchen) + phantom (something elusive) + gallivanting (roaming about in search of pleasure such as chocolate biscuits dipped in hot coffee) Created by: petaj.

Gofahcoffy: /go-fah-coff-ee/ ‘Time to gofahcoffy’ she said to herself. This was one of the few times this week she would try to invisibly gumshoe her way to the staff room to enjoy a cup of tea by herself and wallow in the solitude and calmness of the vacated kitchen. Goinfahcoffy was a huge challenge and risk, but if she got by her twenty-two co-workers, the tea and the time alone would help her overcome her protaskination and comtemplate the highly emotional marrage she encountered earlier in the week. Etymology: go + for + coffee-Related to the ancient and timely Canadian art of sneaking off from work to be on your own, known as ‘goingfahcoffy’, or ‘Tim’sing it up’. Also referenced in respect to unsolicited and irrelevant comments, such as a protoclash. Created by: Stevenson0.

Ninjava: /nin-JAH-vah/ Every day, Bret would miraculously appear several times with freshly brewed coffee in his mug, while his colleagues went dry. He was a true master of the art of ninjava. Etymology: ninja, java (slang for coffee) Created by: Alchemist.

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But I don’t know how to take out the garbage!

DEFINITION: A specialized inability, or area of “chosen incompetency”, based on an individual’s need to avoid certain unpleasant tasks.

But I don't know how to take out the garbage!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Conchoreshun: /con-chor-shun/ Conchoreshun is the ability to snake around undesirable tasks in a seemingly innocent manner Etymology: contort + chore + shun Created by: Jabberwocky.

Incompretence: /In-com-pree-tense/ Jack’s incompretence fooled everyone except his mother, who was not convinced by his excuse that he could play tennis left-handed instead of taking out the trash. Etymology: Incompetence + pretence Created by: Discoveria.

Protaskination: /proh-task-tuh-ney-shun/ Protaskination always overtakes me when it is time to clean the toilet and change the cat litter. Etymology: procrastination + task Created by: Stevenson0.

Skillusion: /skill-oo-zhun/ My son is a master at the art of skillusion. His latest task evasion tactic was to weedwhack all my violetto artichoke plants, claiming he thought they were just giant thistles, which, of course, they are. Etymology: skill, illusion Created by: purpleartichokes.

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That’s my word!

DEFINITION: To engage in an emotional debate over the small, yet somehow surprisingly important details in a simple game.

That's my word!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Scrapple: /skra-pull/ Despite the fact that the points were as useless as tits on a bull, Bulletchewer and Jabberwocky scrappled over the nuances of Stevenson0’s Verbotocism. In the meantime, Purpleartichoke’s word languished, garnering nothing more than a passing glance. Etymology: Scrabble – the word game; Scrap – an argument; Scrap – a small detail; Scrapple – A Pennsylvania Dutch meat product made from cornmeal mush mixed with normally discarded pork scraps, onions, and spices. Created by: purpleartichokes.

Monopolemics: /mono-pole-em-ix/ Boardgames were just an excuse for us to engage in monopolemics Etymology: monopoly (popular board game) + polemics (art or practice of controversy) Created by: Jabberwocky.

Parcheeseoff: /par-cheese-off/ Bill, how often gets overly competitive in games, usually starts to parcheeseoff the other players within the first rounds of the game. Etymology: Parcheesi (a game) + cheese off (annoy) Created by: jedijawa.

Protoclash: /proh-tuh-klash/ Because of his competitive nature, a protoclash would undoubtably occur if the score was not in his favour. Etymology: protocol (rules) + clash Created by: Stevenson0.

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Thank goodness you walked in!

DEFINITION: The mental state induced by the discovery your new husband, and your maid of honor, entangled in the satin sheets given to you as a wedding present by your grandmother.

Thank goodness you walked in!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Knivesinwhitesatin: /nyves-in-wyte-satin/ The discovery of the tryst sent her into a state of knivesinwhitesatin hopefully “never reaching the end” Etymology: knives (the kind that in literature come flying out of ones eyes) + Knights in White Satin (Moody Blues) Created by: Jabberwocky.

Betraythed: /bee-tray-thed/ she went from betrothed to betraythed in record time Etymology: betrayed, betrothed Created by: rikboyee.

Marrage: /mer-rage/ On finding her new husband and the maid of honour, she went into a state of marrage throwing and breaking everything she could get her hands on. Etymology: marriage + rage Created by: Stevenson0.

Apesheet: /APE-sheet/ When Sheila walked in and discovered her new groom and her maid of honor entangled in the satin sheets given as a wedding present by her grandmother, she went absolutely apesheet! Etymology: wasn’t this scene from “The Godfather”? Created by: Alchemist.

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What are you doing?

DEFINITION: A sudden, uncontrollable desire to eat something fast, usually occurs at bedtime.

What are you doing?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Nappetite: /nap-ah-tight/ everytime his head hit the pillow his nappetite would kick in Etymology: nap, appetite Created by: rikboyee.

Moonchies: /moon-cheez/ He had an attack of the full moonchies, that irresistible urge to chow down and send himself to dreamland on a full stomach. Etymology: moon + munchies Created by: Stevenson0.

Boltdozer: /bowlt-dozer/ As soon as dusk fell he became a boltdozer, wolfing down any junk food in sight – he eventually married a short order chef Etymology: bolt (to eat hurriedly) + dozer (sleeper)also refers to bulldozer Created by: Jabberwocky.

Nightstoker: /nye-t-stoker/ He kept it hidden by day but he became the nightstoker at bedtime. Etymology: night stalker + stoke (feed) Created by: porsche.

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