DEFINITION: n. The horrible pain that comes from pulling a band-aid off of hairy skin.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Sasquouch: /ˈsas-ËŒkwouch/ Nurse Betty motioned silently for her young Candy-Striper student nurses to gather ’round. “Sshhhhhhhh” she whispered. “Up ahead you will see a Perfect specimen of Genus Sasquouch in Room 3”. “Listen girls, as Nurse Greta removes the bandage from his hairy arm. “You will learn to identify this Medical Oddity by the upcoming scream of “Kelly Clarkson” Etymology: Sasquatch – large hairy humanoid creature said to live in wilderness areas of the United States and also known as bigfoot (pronounced big baby)and Ouch- Used to express sudden pain or displeasure Created by: hooterbug.
Comments on Sasquouch:
lumina, 2008-07-29: 12:25:00
Ha! “KELLY CLARKSON!” 🙂Nosila, 2008-07-29: 17:19:00
Love it,hooterbug! Best One Yeti!!!metrohumanx, 2008-07-30: 01:18:00
Positively inspired, hooterbug!OZZIEBOB, 2008-07-30: 05:40:00
Crazy, yeti like it!metrohumanx, 2008-07-31: 03:55:00
ABOMINABLE SHOWMAN!
Rippermortis: /rip-per-mor-tis/ Deathly afraid of rippermortis and the possibility of embarrassing himself by crying like a baby, John had convinced himself and others that he was just a very slow healer, very prone to infection, and in need of wearing bandaids until they fell off on their own accord. Etymology: Derived from rigor mortis: A medical condition that occurs after death and results in the stiffening of muscle mass. Created by: lumina.
Comments on Rippermortis:
metrohumanx, 2008-07-29: 02:03:00
Hahahahaa…”fell off on their own accord”…good one!OZZIEBOB, 2008-07-30: 05:41:00
Jack the Ripper lives.
Ripillatory: /rip ill a toree/ Gavin was such a big baby about anything medical. No wonder men didn’t have the babies or the human race would have died out long ago. He fainted at the sight of blood, so Blood Bank donations were nightmares for him. The way he told it, getting a blood test was a major psychological drama for him. He’d had no choice…doctor’s orders. Get that blood test or else!
Gavin summoned what little courage he had and had the blood work done. He pressed the cotton ball on the spot and when it was deemed safe, the nurse put a bandage on the afflicted area. He was told in an hour he could remove the bandage. Sure enough, an hour later, he talked his wife into gently please removing the bandaid. Naturally, the revenge she felt for all his crybaby acts was strong, so she pulled it off fast and nasty. The ripillatory agony he experienced was only surpassed by the phone call from the lab, saying they’d accidentally dropped his blood vials and he would have to return in the morning for retests! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Etymology: rip (to tear or be torn violently;the act of rending or splitting something) & ill (an often persistent bodily disorder or disease; a cause for complaining)& depilatory (something used to remove hair;able to remove hair or render hairless)
Created by: Nosila.
Comments on Ripillatory:
metrohumanx, 2008-07-29: 01:54:00
Ripping yarn, Nosila…I like the way you worked the revenge angle in…LOLOZZIEBOB, 2008-07-30: 05:45:00
Bloody ripping yarn.
Agonistick: /A-gon-is-stik/ Dave was such a big baby, when Lisa offered to rip his plaster off for him he sat down and made such a fuss she had to shout at him to sit still. But he kept on fidgeting as he remembered how agonistick it was the last time he had to do it, he pulled out so much hair it took weeks to grow back. Etymology: Agony(extreme suffering) ORIGIN Greek agonia from agon ‘contest’ + Stick (adhere or cause to adhere) = Agonistick Created by: TJayzz.
Comments on Agonistick:
lumina, 2008-07-29: 15:13:00
LOVE this one!
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