Month: August 2010

DEFINITION: v. To love someone forever and a day, despite the fact that they have some rather annoying and seemingly intractable imperfections. n. A couple which has been together for a long, long, long time.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Eralentines: /eee rah lent eye ns/ The eralentines were as in love as ever, although what used to be erotic was now erratic. Etymology: era valentines Created by: galwaywegian.

Romantique: /rōmantēk/ Despite their flaws and foibles the elderly couple still have romantique feelings for each other. The fact that they occasionally call each other by the dog’s name seems to make no difference. Etymology: Romantic (inclined toward or suggestive of the feeling of excitement and mystery associated with love) + Antique (having a high value because of considerable age) Created by: artr.

Partnersintime: /part ners in tyme/ Connie & Clyde had been together so long, they could barely remember their first date. They were partnersintime and it turned out, they had robbed their first bank together and escaped on their getaway horse. That Pony Express guy was no match for them. It just shows that in love, anything is posse-ble! Etymology: Play on “Partners in Crime” (collusion;people who plot, conspire and stay together) & Time (an indefinite period (usually marked by specific attributes or activities. Created by: Nosila.

Couplegitus: /couple-ji-tus/ We are a couplegitus couple because we been together for a very, very long time now. Etymology: couple- to be together, as of dating, married. Created by: mzzmee265.

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DEFINITION: v. To find your one, true love but to be unable, or unwilling, to recognize it. n. A perfect match, warts and all.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Shepiglovified: /she-pig-lov-ified/ Sally Snout was certain that Wilbur Wart was the one. Some people would say Sally was shepiglovified. However, her shepiglovity would soon turn south when she saw Wilbur with Petunia Piggy…rolling in the mud. Etymology: Combination of the words she, pig, love and ified to make it sound like an affliction. Created by: Kallystie.

Sowlmate: /saw el mate/ All those penned up feelings came out at last, when Sty Stallone and his partner, Piggy Lee, had a banger of a fight. Even though he snorted about her, he knew she was oinkredible. She was his sowlmate and thanks to weee-harmony.com, he had found his hamelot. And swine not? She gave him tenderloins. Etymology: Sow (an adult female pig or hog) & Solemate (a person ideally suited to another as a close friend or romantic partner) Created by: Nosila.

Imperaffection: /impərəfekshən/ When they first met John & Jane were not attracted to each other. Neither is exactly a runway model but after hanging out for a while imperaffection set in. Beauty may only be skin deep but these two are happy down to their bones. Etymology: imperfect (faulty) + affection (a gentle feeling of fondness or liking) Created by: artr.

Pigpenpals: /p igg p enn pahls/ “we’ve got to be pigpenpals” she whispered. “I’m a hog for you baby” he replied. Etymology: penpals pigpen Created by: galwaywegian.

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DEFINITION: n. A person who habitually looks for love in the all the wrong places and wonders why it always turns out wrong. v. To look for love in the wrong places.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Paramooer: /para moo er/ Elsie was just in the mooed to find a new paramooer. So she went with her bff, Bessie to a meat market…you know the kind of place we mean. Where the goods were well hung, the cowcktails affordabull and there was poll dancing. Their only prospects were a couple of shorthorns who were both Taurus and could be herd from far away. As usual the girls struck out, because the rodeo was in town and the beefcake drank elsewhere. Etymology: Paramour (a woman’s lover;a woman who cohabits with an important man) & Mooer (a cow, who moos) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Paramooer:

galwaywegian, 2010-08-25: 04:28:00
brilliant!

Nosila, 2010-08-26: 23:48:00
I am glad it mooved you!

Romanthick: /row man th ik/ his romanthick streak left him with a broken heart, two missing teeth and a black eye Etymology: romantic, thick Created by: galwaywegian.

Comments on Romanthick:

Nosila, 2010-08-25: 22:07:00
desthpicable!love it

Scornicated: /skôrnikāted/ After his blind date fell through — some lame excuse about a car accident and coma — Tim decided to see if he could get some action at the new bar in town. As he entered he thought to himself ”My lucky night. Must be lady’s night, the place is full of chicks”. As he made his way around the bar every eye seemed to follow him as well as a mood of disgust. Finally he left the Silver Beaver without scoring but feeling scornicated. Etymology: scorn (feel or express contempt or derision for) + fornicate (sexual intercourse between non-married partners) Created by: artr.

Comments on Scornicated:

Nosila, 2010-08-25: 22:08:00
Silver Beaver…Dam!

Roameo: /rome-ee-oh/ He was getting lots of action, but couldn’t find a nice girl to settle down with him. Could it be he was a roameo? He still hoped to hear wedding bells when he took that thirteenth step at Sex Addicts Anonymous. Etymology: Romeo (Shakespeare’s doomed lover) + roam (to go from place to place without purpose or direction.) Created by: hyperborean.

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DEFINITION: n. A person who habitually looks for love in the all the wrong places and wonders why it always turns out wrong. v. To look for love in the wrong places.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Romanthick: /row man th ik/ his romanthick streak left him with a broken heart, two missing teeth and a black eye Etymology: romantic, thick Created by: galwaywegian.

Comments on Romanthick:

Nosila, 2010-08-25: 22:07:00
desthpicable!love it

Scornicated: /skôrnikāted/ After his blind date fell through — some lame excuse about a car accident and coma — Tim decided to see if he could get some action at the new bar in town. As he entered he thought to himself ”My lucky night. Must be lady’s night, the place is full of chicks”. As he made his way around the bar every eye seemed to follow him as well as a mood of disgust. Finally he left the Silver Beaver without scoring but feeling scornicated. Etymology: scorn (feel or express contempt or derision for) + fornicate (sexual intercourse between non-married partners) Created by: artr.

Comments on Scornicated:

Nosila, 2010-08-25: 22:08:00
Silver Beaver…Dam!

Roameo: /rome-ee-oh/ He was getting lots of action, but couldn’t find a nice girl to settle down with him. Could it be he was a roameo? He still hoped to hear wedding bells when he took that thirteenth step at Sex Addicts Anonymous. Etymology: Romeo (Shakespeare’s doomed lover) + roam (to go from place to place without purpose or direction.) Created by: hyperborean.

Paramooer: /para moo er/ Elsie was just in the mooed to find a new paramooer. So she went with her bff, Bessie to a meat market…you know the kind of place we mean. Where the goods were well hung, the cowcktails affordabull and there was poll dancing. Their only prospects were a couple of shorthorns who were both Taurus and could be herd from far away. As usual the girls struck out, because the rodeo was in town and the beefcake drank elsewhere. Etymology: Paramour (a woman’s lover;a woman who cohabits with an important man) & Mooer (a cow, who moos) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Paramooer:

galwaywegian, 2010-08-25: 04:28:00
brilliant!

Nosila, 2010-08-26: 23:48:00
I am glad it mooved you!

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DEFINITION: n. The embarrassing situation which occurs when a someone says “I love you” and you cannot say it back because you don’t “love them”, you just “like them”. v. To feel uncomfortable when someone says “I love you.”

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Jiltguilt: /j ill t g ill t/ she felt some jiltguilt, but remained strong in her conviction that the best he was going to be was a frog Etymology: jilt guilt Created by: galwaywegian.

Unrequiteable: /un ree kwyt ab bil/ Trying to gently turn him down, Maria told Kermit that there was a language barrier between them. Kermit cared not at all. She told him that she did not know if she was ready for tadpoles. Again he gazed at her with bulging eyes. Finally, she told him bluntly that his ardor for her was unrequiteable. He looked despondent and afraid that he might go off and croak, she watched him hop up to a pretty girl on the road. The pretty girl bent down and kissed Kermit and poof! didn’t he turn into a tall handsome Prince? He turned to Maria and said, “When I said “ribbit” it does not mean “I love you”…it means “Kiss me and become my Princess!” Maria toadally got it wrong! Etymology: Unrequited (not returned in kind, not mutual) & Able (having inherent physical or mental ability or capacity to do something) Created by: Nosila.

Discomloveulated: /diskəmləvyəlāted/ Sue had a great time on her blind date with Bob. She was however completely discomloveulated when he proposed on their second date. Etymology: discombobulated (disconcert or confuse someone) + love (an intense feeling of deep affection) Created by: artr.

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James

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