Providented: The toast fell butter-side down.

DEFINITION: n. The feeling you get when fate plays a stupid little trick on you, just to remind you that life isn’t fair. v. To suddenly remember that you’ve been screwed by the powers that be.

The toast fell butter-side down.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Providented: /prov-ee-dent-id/ After the sleepless night, the car alarm waking her at 4.30 and the heating failing to come on, the toast falling butter-side down was the final straw. Cheryl felt unfairly providented. Etymology: providence (God’s guidance over humans) + dented (to reduce or slightly injure) Created by: CharlieB.

Comments on Providented:

galwaywegian, 2011-02-08: 09:47:00
🙂

Fatalisterical: /fay tah liss terr ik al/ No matter how frequently Mr. right escaped her clutches, it nver ceased to maker feel fatalisterical. Etymology: fatalistic hysterical Created by: galwaywegian.

Destikneecapped: /des-tin-nee-capt/ My New Year’s resolution to get in to work on time every day was destikneecapped by a power failure and a subway delay. Etymology: destiny + knee-capped Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Destikneecapped:

galwaywegian, 2011-02-08: 09:45:00
love it

Irofate: /ai-ro-faet/ He tried his best but fall a pray to irofate Etymology: irony of fate … Created by: Ahmad.

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