Ofirun: Why are you vacuuming the Christmas tree?

DEFINITION: n., 1. A pine needle infestation, common during and after the holiday season. 2. Prickly Christmas guests who will not leave and cannot be cleaned up. v., To fall down during a holiday party and hide under a rug.

Why are you vacuuming the Christmas tree?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Ofirun: /oaf fir run/ Although they love the smell of a real tree and get one every Christmas, by the end of the holidays, George & Mary are ofirun with needles. It seems to take most of the next year to finally get them gone. That is about as long as it takes to get rid of all the unwanted relatives who delight in surprising them with unexpected visits! Etymology: Overrun (infested with;invaded by) & Fir (a coniferous evergreen, popular as a Christmas Tree. Created by: Nosila.

Pinattaque: /pahyn-uh-tak/ Look after your Christmas tree with care if you don’t want your home to be the next victim of pinattaque.

Etymology: Created by: Lingoism.

Porcupinetree: /pôrkyəpīntrē/ Why is it that the needles from the porcupinetree seem to actively burrow into the carpet like so many quill moles. Etymology: porcupine (a large rodent with defensive spines or quills on the body and tail) pine tree (an evergreen coniferous tree that has clusters of long needle-shaped leaves) Created by: artr2.

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