DEFINITION: v. To compensate for lack of love, attention and/or sexual favors by buying things, lots of things. n. An object purchased to compensate for sexual dawdling.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Comspendsation: /kom-spend-sey-shuhn/ Ron is having trouble adjusting to the fact that his wife earns far more than he does. He is also is not happy with how much time she spends on work and not him. His comspendsation might just solve this little dilemma by sending them into bankruptcy or divorce court. Etymology: compensation (a mechanism by which an individual attempts to make up for some real or imagined deficiency of personality or behavior by developing or stressing another aspect of the personality or by substituting a different form of behavior) + spend (to pay out, disburse, or expend; dispose of money, wealth, resources, etc.) Created by: artr.
Mallcontent: /mall con tent/ When Cyrus found himself feeling the everydayness of marriage, he would head out for a day of retail therapy to become a true mallcontent. Etymology: Mall (shopping Mecca) & Content (Happy) & WorPlay on Malcontent (a person who is discontented) Created by: Nosila.
Diversexion: /DIE-ver-secs-shun/ Duane’s vigorous game of diversexion buying power tools, guns, weight sets, a motorcycle and other big boys toys was a thinly veiled attempt to conceal his concern over his poor performance in and waning interest for romantic activities. Etymology: Blend of ‘diversion’ and ‘sex’ Created by: Mustang.
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