DEFINITION: n. A person who insults people for a living. v. To get paid to insult your customers.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Insultant: /inn sull tannnt/ She was an insultant and she loved her mockupation Etymology: consultant, insult Created by: galwaywegian.
Comments on Insultant:
splendiction, 2009-11-09: 15:30:00
Excellent word! I wanted to use this one!artr, 2009-11-09: 17:15:00
Just the word I would have thought of if I had thought of it.Nosila, 2009-11-09: 21:50:00
Great word…wonder what they pay for a job like that????mweinmann, 2009-11-11: 11:13:00
perfect word….great gig, if you can get it!
Mockyoupation: /mock-you-pa-tion/ Mary found an ideal mockyoupation in the medical field as an occupational therapist. She practiced stand up comedy while working with her patients to cheer them up and found that the laughter helped them heal faster. Thus she became known far and wide as an expert in the field of mockyoupational therapy — the art of adding insult to injury. Etymology: mock: to insult, tease or ridicule + occupation: line of work, vocation Created by: mrskellyscl.
Comments on Mockyoupation:
artr, 2009-11-09: 06:47:00
Like it!Nosila, 2009-11-09: 21:52:00
A sense of the mockabre…I like it!
Rickler: /RICK-LUHR (rickled)/ Forget the banker and the TV sales maven…
They’re not so clever- just clumsy and craven.
Worse than a sort of a mental french tickler-
Is an insult received from a really sick RICKLER
Etymology: The master: Don Rickles. A stand-up and club comic for over 60 years, Rickles all but invented insult comedy. Created by: metrohumanx.
Comments on Rickler:
metrohumanx, 2009-11-09: 02:23:00
http://www.wolframalpha.com/Nosila, 2009-11-09: 21:53:00
You rickled my funny bone…metrohumanx, 2009-11-10: 04:57:00
You are COMPOSED of funny bones, Kiddo!
Affrontperson: /af front per son/ Venoma had found the perfect job. She worked as an affrontperson for the telephone company at their fancy head office. It was jokingly called the Customer Service Dept; but employees there were encouraged to trade insults
with patrons, both in person and over the phone. She worked with 2 others, Rudy & Curt and she always won the insult competitions the department had each week. Her family motto was, “The best defence is a good offense” and she strived to live up to that motto. Imagine her surprise when they were all told that the company was closing shop locally and farming it’s business overseas…globalization it was called. But Venoma landed on her feet by being sent overseas to train the new employees on how to insult the customers, even with a strong foreign accent. Etymology: Afront (a deliberately offensive act or something producing the effect of an affront;treat, mention, or speak to rudely) & Person (a human being)
Created by: Nosila.
Comments on Affrontperson:
splendiction, 2009-11-09: 20:22:00
Hilarious and so true! Love the names Venoma, Rudy and Curt, too!
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