DEFINITION: v., To imply that person is usually unhelpful when asking for their assistance. n., An unwilling, unproductive and uninhibitedly useless helper.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Assistcant: /uh-sist-kant/ Because of family politics and pressures, I had to hire my useless, lazy, out-of-work again cousin as my assistcant.
Etymology: assistant + can’t Created by: Stevenson0.
Sluggest: /slug-jest/ At first Nan quietly sluggested that Ron may want to get off the couch and help clean the apartment. When he didn’t move, she threw him, his skateboard and his 6 pack out the door. Etymology: suggest: to imply or offer for consideration + slug: a lazy, slothful person Created by: mrskellyscl.
Berationship: /birÄshÉ™nship/ Since his layoff from the shoe string factory Rodger*s berationship with Judy has beteriorated. His new job seems to be laying on the sofa besmirching the name of Velcro. Her new job is to bewhittle on his already-weakened self-esteem with her sharp tongue. Etymology: berate: scold or criticize someone angrily + relationship (the way in which two or more concepts, objects, or people are connected, or the state of being connected) Created by: artr.
Hindraide: /hin-drayed/ Despite an excellent pay packet, the hindraide avoided all tasks that involved raising his heart rate. Etymology: hindrance + aide Created by: petaj.
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