Careener: Hell is my wife’s home town

DEFINITION: v. To fall out of love with someone because you have finally realized that they are nothing but trouble. n. A vicious lover who has big problems and likes to share them with you.

Hell is my wife's home town

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Careener: /kar eeeeeeeeeee nur/ She was a major careener, bouncing violently from one relationship to another. I could never forget her though i’d leave messages on her phone, “careener, careener, you’ve been on my mind” Etymology: careen, Carina Created by: galwaywegian.

Paramort: /parra-mort/ Singing those insulting dirges, you run the risk of becoming a paramort. Shelly will kill you if she realises they are about her. Etymology: paramour (lover) + mort (dead) Created by: petaj.

Comments on Paramort:

Jabberwocky, 2009-05-04: 12:13:00
terrific combo

Nosila, 2009-05-04: 19:05:00
She will be paramortified! Great word, petaj!

Mustang, 2009-05-05: 03:50:00
Ya gotta keep things within proper paramorters.

Dylanchanted: /dill an chan ted/ When Sweet Marie fell out of love with Rob Fillan, her Bob Dylan wannabe boyfriend, she knew that The Times They Were A Changing. She had become dylanchented with the whole relationship because all he ever said to her were things like Lay Lady Lay and that he was Like A Rolling Stone. Writing her love songs that were actually protest anthems did little to endear Mr. Tambourine Man to her. After she booted him, she knew he was out there, Blowin’ in the Wind and if there was Blood on the Tracks,he’d soon be Knock Knock Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door…assuming bad boys even went there. Etymology: Dylan (Bob Dylan, singer/songwriter) & Disenchanted (freed from enchantment;no longer enchanted by someone/thing)

Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Dylanchanted:

galwaywegian, 2010-11-16: 03:25:00
Just like a woman!

galwaywegian, 2010-11-16: 09:48:00
tangled up in poo?

Wakenbreak: /wayk-en-bayk/ That morning, before he even opened his eyes, Bob knew that he was going to wakenbreak. Five years of Nagatha Christie was enough. He packed a bag and was gone before she gained consciousness. Etymology: rhymes with wake-and-bake (the practice of smoking marijuana in the morning); wake (awake, wake up) + break (break up, break out [as of a prison]) Created by: hyperborean.

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Hornicate: What’s with this chick?

DEFINITION: v. To sit in your car and repeatedly honk your horn, so that your passengers, who are waiting inside the house, know you are ready to go. n. A person who uses a car horn as an multi-purpose communication tool.

What's with this chick?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Hornicate: /hor nuh cay t/ Amy was blatantly ignoring John’s hornication. She didn’t really want to go out with him, and it was fun to annoy the neighbors. Etymology: horn (beep beep!) + communicate (talk or convey a message) Created by: Biscotti.

Comments on Hornicate:

mweinmann, 2009-05-01: 11:40:00
seriously hilarious

Jabberwocky, 2009-05-01: 13:40:00
and if she lived in California it would be califohornication

Eightbhall, 2013-08-29: 09:28:00
Surely this is what a mommy rhino and a daddy rhino do when they love each other ver very much?

Honkvince: /rhymes with conkvince/ not only did Marty conkvince his family in the kitchen, from the warmth of his car he would honkvince them it was time to leave. Etymology: conkvince (a previous verbotomy this week) + honk Created by: petaj.

Aggravimpatient: /ag’re – im pa shent/ Don Juan couldn’t wait for no one, obviously his aggravimpatience, was getting the best of him, and probably to everyone else in earshot Etymology: aggravate + impatient Created by: DrWebsterIII.

Comments on Aggravimpatient:

hyperborean, 2009-05-03: 21:14:00
But he could wait for someone. Fierce!

Carmunicator: /kar mew nik ay tor/ The instalation of a novelty hooter in his car turned him from a carmunicator to a carmoonicator Etymology: communicator, car Created by: galwaywegian.

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Ensaucer: Why won’t you stop the anonymous voting?

DEFINITION: v. To whack someone over the head with a pot (or any other handy utensil), because they won’t do what you say. n. A complaint about someone who doesn’t do things the way you want.

Why won't you stop the anonymous voting?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Ensaucer: /rhymes with enforcer/ Miss Gertrude was a strict disciplinarian in the home economics classes. Any wayward kitchen techniques were beaten out of the students by her use of the ensaucer. Etymology: enforce + saucer Created by: petaj.

Comments on Ensaucer:

emdeejay, 2009-04-29: 19:54:00
I’d like to re-ensauce my appreciation of this :-)

Potsquabble: /pah t sk waab el/ Mike knew he was in for a potsquabble when arguing with Becky that Kwik Trip was spelled with a “Q”, and not a “Kw”. He knew he was wrong since he had gassed up there not 10 minutes ago and distinctly remembered the sign. Becky already had her cast iron pan in hand… Etymology: Pot (cooking vessel for the stove, also called a pan) + squabble (a fight) Created by: Biscotti.

Comments on Potsquabble:

emdeejay, 2009-04-29: 02:49:00
Very apt. Love it

Rebelkettle: /rebb-l-kett-l/ He was thankful that she didn’t rebelkettle him with the heavy Le Crueset dutch oven pot, instead she grabbed the closest thing – the electric hand mixer which she plugged in and proceeded to stride towards him aiming carefully at his hair, beaters whirring. Etymology: rebel (revolt, defy) + kettle (pot or canister) Created by: remistram.

Powerfool: /pow-erh-fool/ After a powerfool conversation, Jeremy concluded that shoe shopping with Amber was more appealing than watching the baseball. Etymology: Power – the ability to influence others/strength.
Fool – a silly person/trick or deceive. Created by: fabdiva.

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Friendchip: Please do not tell other people that I am your love puppy

DEFINITION: n. A reprimand, usually given to a “significant other”, for improper labeling of the relationship. v. To scold someone for incorrectly describing, at least from your point of view, the state your personal relationship.

Please do not tell other people that I am your love puppy

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Friendchip: /frend-chip/ Amy’s acquaintances had to be very careful how they referred to their relationship with her as she was known for censorial friendchipping. Etymology: friendship (relationship) + chip (slang for frequent criticisms as in chipping away at” Created by: petaj.

Comments on Friendchip:

galwaywegian, 2009-04-28: 08:51:00
nice word!

Jabberwocky, 2009-04-28: 13:34:00
terrific

Nosila, 2009-04-28: 14:48:00
She’d be hard to ketchup with…

Prematuration: /PREE MAT CHOUR ATION/ Boy, get your prematurated ass out of my face! Don’t go jumpin’ the gun, I’m, not even sure if I’m that into you. Etymology: Premature ejaculation and that fuzzy feeling you get when the sex was really good last night. Created by: idavecook.

Lovechide: /luv chyde/ When Dwayne was heard by Dahlia to be calling her “his old lady” in front of his poker buddies, she was livid. She had made him a lovely home, gave him 2 beautiful kids and helped by doing the books for his car repair business. She had no choice but to give him a lovechide, before he was ordered to sleep on the couch and ponder how he could make it up to her. Etymology: Love (a beloved person; used as terms of endearment)& Chide (censure severely or angrily) & Wordplay on Lovechild (the illegitimate offspring of unmarried parents)

Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Lovechide:

galwaywegian, 2010-11-10: 13:45:00
😀

Ignoramour: /ig noh ray moor/ It was a rather painful ignoramour. His “pussycat” turned out to have serious claws! Etymology: ignoramous. amour Created by: galwaywegian.

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Caushun: You got the tattoo!?

DEFINITION: n. Advice which is asked for, considered, and then promptly forgotten — until it is too late. v. To ask for, listen to, and then reject or ignore advice.

You got the tattoo!?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Caushun: /cor-shen/ Foulia, consulted her mother for a caushunary tale on choosing a hairstyle for a job interview. The slimy looking green locks did not work to her advantage and she was shuffled out of the interview in less than 5 minutes. Etymology: caution (warn) + shun (ignore) Created by: petaj.

Comments on Caushun:

Jabberwocky, 2009-04-27: 15:22:00
funny

Nosila, 2009-04-27: 22:52:00
Good one, petaj…hair, hair!

Wisdampen: /wiz-dam-pen/ Sarah was outraged when the new barista suggested that she substitute soy for milk in her morning latte.
‘If I want your wisdampen, I’ll ask for it’, she barked. Etymology: Wisdom – experience/knowledge. Dampen – throw cold water on. Created by: fabdiva.

Ignarnate: /Ihg-nar-nate/ My wife’s tattoo is now droopy and it looks dilapidated. When we were younger she chose to ignarnate my advice and now she’s paying for it. Etymology: Created by: jynx102.

Contrijection: /cont ri jek shin / After asking my permission, which was immediately denied, she nevertheless ignored my wishes and contrijected me then and there, by turning around and displaying it as a done deal on her body! Etymology: portmanteau of “contribution” and “rejection” Created by: Koekbroer.

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