Verboticism: Careener

'Hell is my wife's home town'

DEFINITION: v. To fall out of love with someone because you have finally realized that they are nothing but trouble. n. A vicious lover who has big problems and likes to share them with you.

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Reevalumate

mrskellyscl

Created by: mrskellyscl

Pronunciation: re-eval-u-mate

Sentence: (no offense to Bob Dylan) It is not a benefit to be seated and speculate a reason, attractive young woman. It serves no useful purpose in any case. No, it is not advantageous to rest with your back and buttocks on a chair and ponder a cause for this event, young child or innocent, if you're not cognizant of it at this particular time. When the male domestic fowl makes noise in the early morning, gaze out of your window and I will have left the premises. It is because of you that I must continue to move to another place with a suitcase or some other means of carrying my belongings. Do not reevalumate, it is satisfactory.

Etymology: reevaluate: think twice + mate: spouse, companion (translation for youngn's: an adaptation of the Dylan song "Don't think twice, it's alright.")

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Paramort

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: parra-mort

Sentence: Singing those insulting dirges, you run the risk of becoming a paramort. Shelly will kill you if she realises they are about her.

Etymology: paramour (lover) + mort (dead)

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COMMENTS:

terrific combo - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-04: 12:13:00

She will be paramortified! Great word, petaj! - Nosila, 2009-05-04: 19:05:00

Ya gotta keep things within proper paramorters. - Mustang, 2009-05-05: 03:50:00

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Depheart

Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: deep - hart

Sentence: Lila decided to depheart when Alfie kept singing about how she had ruined his life, how evil a woman she was, and how she took her love to town....

Etymology: depart, heart

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COMMENTS:

good one - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-04: 12:12:00

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Careener

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: kar eeeeeeeeeee nur

Sentence: She was a major careener, bouncing violently from one relationship to another. I could never forget her though i'd leave messages on her phone, "careener, careener, you've been on my mind"

Etymology: careen, Carina

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Lovernot

Created by: Koekbroer

Pronunciation: luv er not

Sentence: I thought they were together but she was actually his lovernot.

Etymology: love her / lover not

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Reromeovoke

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: ree-rome-ee-oh-voke

Sentence: She felt reromeovoked by Elvis once and for all while her mother reminded her that he has been dead for 33 years!

Etymology: revoke (take back, cancel) + Romeo (the romantic lover of Juliet in Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet)

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Singdictive

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: sing/dic/tive

Sentence: Bob was a singdictive balladeer who followed his window washing girlfriend around town singing 'it ain't me babe'. Go way from my window, Leave at your own chosen speed. Im not the one you want, babe, Im not the one you need.

Etymology: sing + vindictive + dic

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COMMENTS:

hahahah...funny - mweinmann, 2009-05-04: 12:03:00

You crack me UP! Too funny and you are one of the REAL ones that doesn't hold back and VERY original! KUDOS! to you :) - abrakadeborah, 2009-05-05: 01:43:00

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Endfatuation

Created by: bookowl

Pronunciation: end/fa/tu/ay/shun

Sentence: Her infatuation quickly turned to endfatuation when her boyfriend turned nasty.

Etymology: end + infatuation

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Good one! - Nosila, 2009-05-04: 18:44:00

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Hellationship

Created by: phoenix89

Pronunciation: Hell - asian - ship

Sentence: Some people reflect on thier past relations or marriages as hellationships because of the stress , drama , or negativity of the relationship.

Etymology: To end a relationship after realizing you and your partner dont match in any way.

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COMMENTS:

great word - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-04: 16:08:00

Nice - emdeejay, 2009-05-05: 01:17:00

Very good verbotomy! - Mustang, 2009-05-05: 03:49:00

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Dissenchanted

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: dis en chan ted

Sentence: When Heidi discovered that her husband was such a jerk, she realized that she had become dissenchanted with him. He had grown old, but never had grown up. Once you take a stroll through the Dissenchanted Forest, you can never go back...

Etymology: Diss (slang:to disrespect)& Disenchanted (freeing from false belief or illusions; state of disillusionment or disappointment)

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