Verboticism: Maternality

'Omigod! He's... He's... Beautiful!'

DEFINITION: n. The emotional connection between a mother and her child, which continues on through life despite all the protestations. v. To be loved by your mother and even though you complain about it a lot.

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Umbilicallingcard

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: um/bill/i/call/ing/card

Sentence: No matter where you may be or what you may be doing you have a lifelong umbilicallingcard with your mother. If not for you, Babe, I couldn't find the door, Couldn't even see the floor, I'd be sad and blue, If not for you.

Etymology: umbilical + calling card

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COMMENTS:

real charm to umbilicallingcard! - splendiction, 2009-05-08: 23:07:00

Cute...I feel so attached. Cord-On Blue! - Nosila, 2009-05-08: 23:19:00

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Infantuation

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: inn fannn chew ay shun

Sentence: Infantuation was the only explanation for the love she felt for her dylanquent son Robert

Etymology: infatuation, infant

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COMMENTS:

Infantastic word! - Nosila, 2009-05-08: 10:31:00

fits the cartoon perfectly - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-08: 13:15:00

Dylanquency in fantastically appropriate word! - dochanne, 2009-05-08: 19:53:00

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Momdage

Created by: ShittyZen

Pronunciation: momdage

Sentence: Lacking competition from a needy father, her deadbeat kids kept her in eternal momdage.

Etymology: Mom + bondage (As in "serfdom," not the sexual practice, you pervs!)

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Oxytoxindissmaterealization

Created by: November

Pronunciation: oxytoxin-diss-materealization

Sentence: He suffered from the immature and life long curse of "oxytoxin dissmaterealization".

Etymology: A Mashup from the words: oxytocin,toxin,to"diss",mater -(Noun 1. mater - an informal use of the Latin word for mother; sometimes used by British schoolboys or used facetiously ),dematerialize/realize/realization.

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his poor mother - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-08: 13:18:00

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Amomability

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: A Mom A bilitee

Sentence: For eighty years she showed great agility at her favourite calling, her kids never doubted her amomability!

Etymology: A Mom (a female parent) & Ability (the quality of being able to perform; a quality that permits or facilitates achievement or accomplishment;possession of the qualities (especially mental qualities) required to do something or get something done)

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nice - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-08: 13:13:00

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Dylanquerncy

Created by: dochanne

Pronunciation: Dill-an-kwern-see

Sentence: Cameron bristled every time his mother's dylanquerncy surfaced, it reminded him of where he once begun, she would 'always be emotionally yours', even when he was unraveling wherever he's traveling, even to foreign shores. Despite his behaviour or her neediness, boy, mama was on his mind!

Etymology: Dylan - rocks; delinquency - objectionable behaviour usu of youth and emotionally laden; maternity/paternity - parentage; infancy - period of immaturity and neediness.

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Mombarrasment

Created by: Koekbroer

Pronunciation: mom-barr-rass-mint

Sentence: She's a bit of a mombarrassment when she smothers Doug because he always complains afterwards.

Etymology: mom + embarrassment

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Mompudent

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: mämpyədənt

Sentence: Debbie can always count on her kids to be mompudent. If they expressed affection without a snide comment she would be concerned that something was drastically wrong.

Etymology: mom (one’s mother) + impudent (not showing due respect for another person)

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Amasterpieceofheartfeltstrings

Created by: abrakadeborah

Pronunciation: A-mas-ter-peace-of-heart-felt-strings

Sentence: Feeling amasterpieceofheartfeltstrings of your child.

Etymology: A masterpiece:Something superlative of its kind,an outstanding achievement! (In this case my only child, my son) Of:Composed or made from,Centering on; directed toward. Heartfelt:Sincerely and strongly felt! Strings: The ties that bind you to your child as a parent that somehow you feel when they need you by instinct. A strong connection as an invisable string that is stronger than you have ever dreamed of experiencing in a lifetime. (A deep bond) "Of ALL of the paintings,drawings or writings I have done, my greatest masterpiece is my son!

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COMMENTS:

congratulations and happy mother's day - he's a lucky boy - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-08: 13:12:00

Poignant! - Nosila, 2009-05-08: 23:22:00

HAPPY Mother's day to all you ladies blessed with children :) Thanks Jabber and Nosila ;-) - abrakadeborah, 2009-05-10: 06:29:00

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Maternality

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: muh-tern-AL-ity

Sentence: The bond between mothers and offspring is maternality, maternal love and instincts that last throughout the lifetime.

Etymology: Blend of maternal and eternity

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Maternally yours! - Nosila, 2009-05-08: 10:34:00

so sweet - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-08: 13:17:00

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