Verboticism: Asstonnagement
DEFINITION: n. The creepy pounds that sneak onto your waist even though you've been exercising and watching what you eat. v. To exercise rigorously, diet fastidiously, and yet still gain weight.
Asstonnagement
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: ass/tun/aj/ment
Sentence: She gasped with asstonnagemnet when she tried to sit in her favourite chair and found she couldn't fit any longer - so much for those protein bars.
Etymology: ass + tonnage + astonishment
Points: 605
Comments: Asstonnagement
purpleartichokes - 2008-03-19: 07:19:00
HA! Good one! Quite cheeky!
silveryaspen - 2008-03-19: 10:30:00
Laughing so hard I can barely type! Funtastic Won!
Jamagra - 2008-03-19: 14:12:00
Thanks a ton! You made my day!
OZZIEBOB - 2008-03-20: 05:05:00
His day of astonement will suely come! Nice blend of words.