Verboticism: Safepecks

'Why are you licking your pizza?'

DEFINITION: v. tr. To eat in a peculiar or ritualistic manner in an effort to lose weight while consuming more. n. An idiosyncratic method of eating, usually adopted for "health reasons".

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Safepecks

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: safe-pex

Sentence: After failing on both the Fatkins Diet and SlimFat, Louise tried practicing Safepecks, slowly nibbling on small bits of food. Unfortunately, for her, it only meant that it took her two hours to finish off the entire pizza.

Etymology: safe sex, peck

Points: 626

Comments: Safepecks

Clayton - 2007-06-20: 05:56:00
It's important to use condiments.

galwaywegian - 2007-06-20: 06:41:00
especially if you're a dominoatrix

purpleartichokes - 2007-06-20: 06:49:00
You guys are hot and cheesy today!

Clayton - 2007-06-20: 07:08:00
Saucy, even.

petaj - 2007-06-20: 08:24:00
Pizza with condiments - sounds like sheaths on toast. The Welsh like a rarebit, and salesmen like to celibate.

purpleartichokes - 2007-06-20: 08:54:00
Louise was a Pizza Slut.

Clayton - 2007-06-20: 17:23:00
A crusty, hand-tossed Pizza Slut.