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DEFINITION: n. The euphoria felt when sticking one’s hand surreptitiously into a barrelful of rice, peas, or other legumes. v. To plunge your hand into a container of rice.

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Ricerotic: /rīsirätik/ Julie loves the bulk bins at the local market, not because of the lower prices or the convenience of buying just what you need. She just loved to plunge her hand into the open barrel. It is almost ricerotic for her. Etymology: rice (a swamp grass that is widely cultivated as a source of food) + erotic (of, relating to, or tending to arouse sexual desire or excitement) a bit like Rice-A-Roni Created by: artr.

Blissmati: /blis mat ee/ When Judy entered the Exotic Spice Bazaar, the owner, Mr. Patel, kept a close eye on her. Twice before he had caught her with her hand in the vat of uncooked basmati rice. She always ended up with an expression of blissmati on her face when she did it. This time he warned her that she had to but a big bag of it and take it home to get her blissmati, or else the Health Department would shut him down. Etymology: Bliss (euphoria;state of extreme happiness) & Basmati (fragrant long-grained rice from India & Pakistan) Created by: Nosila.

Inpulse: /inn puhl sss/ she would inpulse impulsively Etymology: impulse in pulse Created by: galwaywegian.

Beamdip: /beem – dip/ Not since the rice on ailse 3 had Mary felt such elation, she hoped there was but one more beamdip opportunity between her and the checkout counter. Etymology: Beam (express happiness) – Dip (sounds like bean dip…hmmm) Created by: Mrgoodtimes.

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DEFINITION: n. The bits of food, and other debris, that get stuck between your teeth. v. To smile brightly and proudly unaware that you have a big piece of food stuck in your teeth.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Morselaze: /mor sell ayz/ Pierre was a handsome boy, except for one really bad personal habit. He was too lazy to check his front teeth during the day to see the food items lodged there after each meal. This morselaze gave him a new title (behind his back)…he was called Leader of the Plaque! Etymology: Morsel (a small amount of solid food; a mouthfu) & Laze (be idle; exist in a changeless situation) & sounds like La Marseillaise (French National Anthem) Created by: Nosila.

Veggiegrille: /vejēgril/ Denise loves her salad but all too often ends up with a veggiegrille. Etymology: veggie (vegetable) + grille (decorative appliance for teeth) Created by: artr.

Dentritus: /den-try-tus/ Poor George found it hard making friends. Not only was he shy, but he was tragically oblivious to his offputting dentritus. Etymology: dental (of the teeth) & detritus (small particles, disintegrated matter) Created by: CharlieB.

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DEFINITION: n. The prescribed response of shock and denial that all world-class athletes follow when caught using banned drugs. v. To act shocked and deny guilt when accused of wrong-doing.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Steroitypical: /ster oy tip ikal/ Olympian cyclist, Jen DarBender, was given a surprise drug test just prior to the women’s Gold Medal competition. Not only was the athlete’s denial to claims of drug use steroitypical, it was revealed that Jen was not a female, but a male. Somewhere along the line, Jan had apparently traded in the old menstrual cycle for a Schwinn. Etymology: Steroid (class of performance enhancement drugs) & Stereotypical (lacking spontaneity or originality or individuality;any hormone affecting the development and growth of sex organs) Created by: Nosila.

Deniabolical: /dinīəbälikəl/ The use of performance-enhancing drugs in sports is deniabolical. Etymology: deny (refuse to admit the truth) + anabolic steroid (a synthetic steroid hormone that resembles testosterone in promoting the growth of muscle) + diabolical (belonging to or so evil as to recall the Devil) Created by: artr.

Perplexcess: /per-plex-ess/ When told his doping test had come up positive, Francis’s eyes widened and his mouth fell open. His overaction was so perplexcessive that no one doubted the accuracy of the results. Etymology: perplexed (confused, bewildered) + excess (a surplus, abnormality) Created by: CharlieB.

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DEFINITION: interj. A word, or sound, used to express disappointment when you realize you’ve made a really stupid mistake. v. To moan and groan about how stupid you are.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Dohp: /do ope/ After Selena had accidentally e-mailed everyone on her mailing list about how she really felt about her co-workers and boss, she tried not to dohp all day.
It was bad enough putting her thoughts on paper, but circulating them at work was career suicide. Etymology: Doh (Homer Simpson’s expression when he realizes he has done something stupid) & Dope (an ignorant or foolish person;stupidity)
Created by: Nosila.

Dodgamit: /dädgamit/ Never wanting to use foul language Todd would use ”dodgamit” when he found himself doing something stupid. This seems to raise fewer eyebrows than his previously used expletive, ”futhermucker”. Etymology: a spoonerism of goddamn it (used for emphasis, esp. to express anger or frustration) Created by: artr.

Dunderrhead: /done-der-head/ Frank sighed as Jane missed the exit on the roundabout for the third time. “DundDERhead,” he muttered under his breath. Etymology: dunderhead (stupid person) + der (derogatory exclamation in reponse to acts of stupidity) Created by: CharlieB.

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DEFINITION: n. A lost thought; v. To become distracted and lose track of what you were thinking.

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Rememberr: /re-memb-er/ Sophie racked her brains to try and recall the witty comeback she was about to make to her nemesis at work. Unfortunately, her thoughts had switched inconveniently to what she needed to get at the shops on the way home and could only rememberr something totally inadequate. Etymology: remember (the act of memory) + err (to make a mistake) + er (an expression which indicates uncertainty) Created by: CharlieB.

Damnesia: /dam nee sha/ You know the feeling…you go into a room, but forget why you went. You see someone familiar but cannot recall their name. You put your keys down, but cannot find them as you race around getting ready to go to work. Yes, it’s that damnesia. You used to have a photographic memory…but now you keep forgetting to buy film for it. Your memory is now like a pen that runs out of ink. You have crossed into a new dementia, The Whywrite Zone. Etymology: Damn (expletives used informally as intensifiers) & Amnesia (total or partial loss of memory) Created by: Nosila.

Slippedcognizant: /sliptkägnəzənt/ Much like the old quote from the Three Stooges, ”I’m trying to think but nothing happens” John can lose a thought before it he can even finish formulating it. In a slippedcognizant moment he can even forget the Alamo. Etymology: slipped cog (mental mistake) + cognizant (having knowledge or being aware of) Created by: artr.

Lought: // Etymology: A terrible combo of lost and thought. Created by: JayBaldo.

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