Author: James Gang

DEFINITION: v. To have a favorite article of clothing with which you develop a personal, and even a deeply fulfilling, relationship. n. A much loved article of clothing.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Solemate: /sole mayt/ Miriam’s lime green pumps had become her most loved possessions. She wore them with everything, even after the straps gave out, the heels needed reheeled and the gewgaws fell off, she kept them as they were the solemate she had always sought. Etymology: Sole (as in the underside of footwear or the underside of the foot) & Mate (a person’s partner or love interest) & WordPlay on Soul Mate (someone for whom you have a deep affinity)
Created by: Nosila.

Apparomance: /app-a-ro-mans/ I think Rachel is having an apparomance with her new handbag. She takes it everywhere and stares at it. Etymology: apparel; romance Created by: Koekbroer.

Identaduds: /i-dent-a-duds/ Mary is sporting her identaduds again for the Christmas Party. Etymology: Identity: who you are. in this case the clothes due to the relationship become part of who the wearer imagines herself to be.
Duds: slang for clothes. Created by: logan260. oguz

Sweetshirt: /sweet-shurt/ Al isn’t much for fashion. If he had his way he would be able to wear a pair of shorts and his sweetshirt all the time. It’s old and stained. You can barely make out the faded college logo on the threadbare fabric but he claims it is broken in just right. Etymology: sweet (infatuated with; in love with) + sweatshirt (a loose, long-sleeved, collarless pullover of soft, absorbent fabric, as cotton jersey, with close-fitting or elastic cuffs and sometimes a drawstring at the waist, commonly worn during athletic activity for warmth or to induce sweating) Created by: artr2.

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DEFINITION: v. To be physically overcome by a sudden illness, disability, or even death when asked to participate in unrewarding activities — like work, or household chores. n. A person who gets sick when asked to work.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Unchoreful: /un chor fil/ “Every time there are dirty dishes your father fakes back trouble. As usual he is so unchoreful” Etymology: chore Created by: Koekbroer.

Vigormortis: /vig-er-mawr-tis/ Tony is an active, if slightly paunchy, dad. He plays with the kids. He even rides his bike a couple days a week. A strange affliction hits him when household chores are mentioned. He immediately comes down with acute vigormortis, a condition where all energy drains from his body to the point that he can barely lift a finger. The cure comes as quickly as it manifests as soon as the chore is complete or even assigned to someone else. Etymology: vigor (healthy physical or mental energy or power; vitality) + rigor mortis (the stiffening of the body after death) Created by: artr2.

Eschewitis: /es-shoo-i-tis/ Mom said the reason Dad has a headache every Saturday and can’t go to grandma’s house with us is that he has eschewitis. Etymology: eschew itis Created by: sisternyx.

Labore: /lay bor/ After just a few months, Hilary discovered that her hubby, Bill, was a labore. When asked to do something minute, like vacuum or empty the dishwasher, he became ill, even in trying to summon the courage to follow his wife’s instructions. The excuses were always alike…”My head hurts…I have a fever, Oh. my back…”. but she felt the same as most women in her situation…”Wait till you go through childbirth before you tell me how much your body hurts…” Etymology: Labor ( worker) & Bore (cause to be bored; tedious, so lacking in interest as to become bored) Created by: Nosila.

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DEFINITION: v. To get what you wished for, but not exactly what you wanted. n. A wish come true that’s a total let down.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Rueverie: /roo ver ree/ Noah was no stranger to heartache and yearning. When he spotted the pretty brunette in the park, he was filled with a sense of awe and hope. His hopes of happily-ever-after quickly faded to rueverie when she gave him heck for staring at her. His dreams were further crashed when the voice which assailed his ears was that of a man… Etymology: Rue (feel remorse for; feel sorry for; be contrite about) & Reverie (an abstracted state of absorption;absent-minded dreaming while awake;a sadness associated with some wrong done or some disappointment)
Created by: Nosila.

Suckseed: /suk seeeeeed/ Finally he suckseeded in getting her attention. Unfortunately, he also got the attention of her rottweiler Etymology: succeed, suck Created by: galwaywegian.

Wishboned: /wishbohnd/ The young comedian wanted more than anything to make the beautiful blonde in the front row laugh. He was completely wishboned when she started braying like a donkey with hiccups. Etymology: wish (desire)+ boned (screwed) Created by: artr2.

Foolfilment: /fool-fil-ment/ Jim wished for a vacation but his foolfillment was that he was fired Friday. Etymology: fully fooled Created by: sisternyx.

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DEFINITION: n. A state of extreme agitation developed after extended periods of non-stop video game participation; commonly affects males of all ages! v. To twist yourself up into a knot while playing video games.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Cyberspasm: /si-ber-spaz-im/ See how Doug has a cyberspasm because he played Moon Patrol so long that he is now cramped up into a ball. Etymology: cyber + spasm Created by: Koekbroer.

Nintendoncy: /nin ten don see/ Zelda was tired of Luigi’s addiction to video games. He played them round the clock and his nintendoncy to avoid his work, family and other responsibilities, was what made her announce to him one day, “Good bye, Game Boy,Wii are so headed to divorce court!” Etymology: Nintendo (Japanese interactive video game maker, part of a huge electronics conglomerate,which actually started in 1889 and has evolved into one of the 3 main video games makers) & Tendency (an inclination to do something;) Created by: Nosila.

Inconsoleable: /ink on sow lab ell/ without his games console he was inconsoleable Etymology: console inconsolable Created by: galwaywegian.

Stupewified: /stoo-puh-wahy-fahy/ Some would blame the coffee, some the lack of sleep but 18 hours of computer combat left Darrell completely stupewified. Etymology: stupefied (stunned, shocked) wifi (Wi-Fi is a popular technology that allows an electronic device to exchange data wirelessly (using radio waves) over a computer network) Created by: artr2.

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DEFINITION: n. A person who is so enamored with their online identity that they believe that it is more real than their physical one. v. To suddenly realize that you are large, blubbery mammal with no useful superpowers.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Avatarsehole: /av at ar soul/ only a complete avatarsehole would have come to his sister’s wedding in a apider suit Etymology: avatar arsehole Created by: galwaywegian.

Hyperspacecadet: /hahy-per-speys-kuh-det/ Tim works hard and lovingly at creating his online presence. Somehow, no matter what he does, some part of his real self sneaks through and he ends up with a hyperspacecadet. Etymology: hyperspace (computer network) space cadet (absent minded) Created by: artr2.

Cyberliar: /cy-ber-lie-ur/ When she met her online date it was apparent that Joe was quite the cyberliar. His psuedo-muscular debonair description must have vanished overnight as she stared at the flabby bald guy sitting in the prearranged booth. Etymology: cyber–all things online
liar–deciever of the truth Created by: logan260.

Cyberlusional: /si ber lu sjin al/ Since playing WoW, Doug has covered up all the mirrors in his house. He is so cyberlusional Etymology: cyber + delusion Created by: Koekbroer.

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