Fridgimen: I’ve been working out on this ab machine every day for a week

DEFINITION: n. The creepy pounds that sneak onto your waist even though you’ve been exercising and watching what you eat. v. To exercise rigorously, diet fastidiously, and yet still gain weight.

I've been working out on this ab machine every day for a week

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Fridgimen: /fridj a men/ Martin was on a strict fridgimen to change his eating habits and body shape. Six times a day, he would vigorously stride (a cardio pulmonary exercise) to his refrigerator, open and close the door twenty times (to get a good upper body workout) and then bend over to get a beer from the bottom or reach up into the freezer to get an iced beer mug or ice cream treat (stretching exercises). He might also reach far into the back of the fridge (more stretching) to get cold fried chicken or lemon meringue pie out to eat. His theory was that if the food was cold, his body would have to burn more calories to warm it up so that he could digest it. Yes, his fridgimen was a good thermal workout and yet despite his fine muscle tone (for a 300 pound man) he never seemed to lose any weight. He just put it down to the fact that muscle weighed more than fat… Etymology: Fridge (nickname for a refrigerator in which the coolant is pumped around by an electric motor, designed to keep foods cold) & Regimen ((medicine) a systematic plan for therapy (often including diet)
Created by: Nosila.

Extercise: /ekstərsīz/ Bob’s extercise program consists of a brisk walk in the morning, down to the local Krispy Kreme. He spends a few minutes boxing up a few of those golden gems. Just a couple basic glazed donuts can put him in a spin. Next step? airobics. Etymology: extra (added to an existing or usual amount or number) + exercise (activity requiring physical effort) Created by: artr.

Comments on Extercise:

Nosila, 2010-05-27: 01:01:00
good one!

Blubbles: /rhymes with bubbles-bubbles with an l/ I keep exercising virgorously but these blubbes keep appearing! Etymology: derived from the word “bubbles” – refers to the pounds gained even when exercising and dieting. Created by: DragonRider428.

Fatastasize: // Etymology: Created by: sheilamusti.

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One thought on “Fridgimen: I’ve been working out on this ab machine every day for a week”

  1. This article is hilarious, I laughed my but off. I will have to share this with my friends, I have a few of them that are Fridgimen and they need to know the definition.

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