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DEFINITION: v., To eat a strictly regulated diet in order to compensate for a complete lack of control when it comes to drinking. n., A smoker and drinker who becomes a vegan in order to “reverse the damage”.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Lushtritionist: /lush-trish-uh-ist/ Jenny became a lushtritionist who quite successfully combined a very strict high protein and vegetable diet with her litre a day tequila lunches.
Etymology: LUSHTRITIONIST – noun – from LUSH (drunkard; alcoholic; sot) + NUTRITIONIST (the science, or study of nutrition)
Created by: Stevenson0.

Overflaw: /ōvÉ™rflô/ After a poor health report Richard decided to give his diet an overhaul. No more meat, no more dairy products, fresh local vegetables only… The plan has become an overflaw since he started smoking and drinking more to calm his jangled nerves. Etymology: overhaul (take apart a piece of machinery or equipment in order to examine it and repair it if necessary) + flaw (a fault or weakness in a person\’s character) Created by: artr.

Rejuice: /reee jew sssssssss/ in order to rejuice she went on the a plan diet drink all you like, only eat aspirin Etymology: reduce juice Created by: galwaywegian.

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Nosila, 2010-02-05: 23:44:00
rejuicy word!

Compotsation: /kom pote say shun/ Tara believed that if she ate fruit every time she had a drink, she would find compotsation for her vice. Her theory was that if you drank wine, which was made from fruit, you had to eat fruit to make up for the fruit lost during the fermentation process. Following her logic, one would eat potatoes if drinking vodka; sugar cane if drinking rum; roast corn if drinking bourbon and rice if drinking saki. If she had lived during Prohibition, she would have starved! Etymology: Compote (dessert of stewed or baked fruit) & Compensation (a defense mechanism that conceals your undesirable shortcomings by exaggerating desirable behaviors) Created by: Nosila.

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DEFINITION: v., To use a knife and fork to eat foods like hamburgers, pizza, or pigeon wings, which are customarily consumed using one’s hands. n., A person who is afraid to eat food touched by human hands.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Cutlerylitism: /kut ler eel eet izm/ Reginald Sheffield 111 was a snob and a devotee of cutlerylitism. He believed very strongly that humans must continue to prove their superiority to other creatures by continuing to show off their use of utensils while consuming nutrition. Ice cream cones, chocolate bars, sandwiches, hot dogs, even hamburgers were always eaten using knives, spoons and forks. The only advantage was that your hands never got sticky but the main disadvantages of such a belief were that it took ten times longer to eat anything (picture a big bunch of grapes or cherries) and one looked like a real twit! Etymology: Cutlery (silverware; utensils used to prepare and eat food) & Elitism (1.The belief that certain persons or members of certain classes or groups deserve favored treatment by virtue of their perceived superiority, as in intellect, social status, or financial resources;a.The sense of entitlement enjoyed by such a group or class). Created by: Nosila.

Utenzealot: /You tense a lot ?/ Barry would fall into almost rapturous convulsions when he saw someone eating food with their hands and (gasp) not on a plate. I believed blindly in the superiority of cutlery in not just a hygienic sense, but a moral one too. Anxiety over not having appropriate implements forced him to keep an emergency eating kit in his glove compartment. He was quite the utenzealot. Etymology: Utensil, Zealot Created by: emdeejay.

Fiddledfoodphobia: /fid-dled-food-pho-bia/ Amy’s two afflictions, repulskin and fiddledfoodphobia drove her boyfirend crazy. She couldn’t eat at a restaurant unless she visited the kitchen to ensure all the cooks were wearing rubber gloves.
Etymology: fiddled with + food + phobia
Created by: Stevenson0.

Fingerprude: /fing-er-prood/ Everyone at the bar stared at the fingerprude who asked for cutlery to eat her buffalo wings, celery and dip. “I just did my hair, nails and makeup and I don’t want to look silly,” she told them. Etymology: wordplay on finger food– prude: a person excessively concerned about propriety or decorum Created by: mrskellyscl.

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DEFINITION: n., The fear of eating the skins of fruits, vegetables, or small animals. v., To worry about saving one’s skin while chewing on a rind, peel, or pelt.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Repulskin: /ri-puhl-skin / Jenny has suffered from the dreaded phobia of repulskin since early childhood. She can’t eat apples, grapes, nectarines, or especially fuzzy peaches, or any other fruits unless all the skin is completely peeled off.
Etymology: REPULSKIN – noun – from REPULSION (distaste, repugnance, or aversion by the thought, or presence of something) + SKIN (the external covering of an animal body, fruit, or vegetable)
Created by: Stevenson0.

Dermaffright: /der-ma-fright/ When she was a small child, Sue had a dermaffright when a clown slipped on a banana peel in front of her at the circus. Her brother, always looking for an opportunity to torment his little sister, would chase her around the house with banana skins, orange skins or anything else that came from a fruit or vegetable. After several years of therapy she came to the conclusion that it was the clown she was afraid of, not the skin, and now she can enjoy fruit again, although not bananas yet because she developed a fear of monkeys after seeing a Discovery Channel special. Etymology: derma: skin (greek-dermis) + affright: sudden terror Created by: mrskellyscl.

Huskfright: /husk-fry-t/ Nooooooo, I just can’t bear the thought of accidentally getting corn silk in my teeth. It’s a bad case of huskfright Etymology: husk (outer covering) + fright Created by: petaj.

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Nosila, 2010-02-03: 10:46:00
corny…but cute

Skinedible: /skinedəbəl/ Ruby is afraid of any food that has an exterior that is different than its interior. She sees it as skinedible. To her, even skinadvertent skingestion of skin is skinappropriate. It gives her skindigestion. She won*t even drink hot chocolate that has started to cool. Etymology: skin (the thin layer of tissue forming the natural outer covering of the body of a person or animal) + inedible (not fit to be eaten) Created by: artr.

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mrskellyscl, 2010-02-03: 06:39:00
good one!

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DEFINITION: v., To imply that person is usually unhelpful when asking for their assistance. n., An unwilling, unproductive and uninhibitedly useless helper.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Assistcant: /uh-sist-kant/ Because of family politics and pressures, I had to hire my useless, lazy, out-of-work again cousin as my assistcant.

Etymology: assistant + can’t Created by: Stevenson0.

Sluggest: /slug-jest/ At first Nan quietly sluggested that Ron may want to get off the couch and help clean the apartment. When he didn’t move, she threw him, his skateboard and his 6 pack out the door. Etymology: suggest: to imply or offer for consideration + slug: a lazy, slothful person Created by: mrskellyscl.

Berationship: /birāshənship/ Since his layoff from the shoe string factory Rodger*s berationship with Judy has beteriorated. His new job seems to be laying on the sofa besmirching the name of Velcro. Her new job is to bewhittle on his already-weakened self-esteem with her sharp tongue. Etymology: berate: scold or criticize someone angrily + relationship (the way in which two or more concepts, objects, or people are connected, or the state of being connected) Created by: artr.

Hindraide: /hin-drayed/ Despite an excellent pay packet, the hindraide avoided all tasks that involved raising his heart rate. Etymology: hindrance + aide Created by: petaj.

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DEFINITION: n., A person who exudes confidence and a strong offensive odor. v., To be blithely yet resolutely unaware of one’s own odors.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Pongfident: /pong fidd ent/ His pongfidence was craptivating. Etymology: confident, pong Created by: galwaywegian.

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Nosila, 2010-02-01: 18:01:00
pongilicious!

Incogniscent: /in-cog-ni-sent/ Jeff seemed totally incogniscent of how odorous he was. He believed that the girls thought he was adorable; unfortunately, he was only odorable. Etymology: incognizant: to lack knowledge of or to be unaware or conscious of + scent: distinctive odor Created by: mrskellyscl.

Abscentminded: /ab scent mind ed/ Nobody doubted the sweat Jim was putting into his new health kick. Indeed, they could smell it from one end of the office to the other. He was an abscentminded sole Etymology: absentminded, punned as scent. I’ve forgotten precisely what it means Created by: emdeejay.

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petaj, 2010-02-02: 07:13:00
I love what you’ve done with this… um oh, never mind.

Odordacious: /oh-der-dey-shuhs/ Her odordacious boss shows up for work every day direct from the gym and doesn’t change his workout clothes all day. This odordaciousness exudes not only a strong business sense, but an employee nonsense.

Etymology: odor + audacious (extremely bold, or daring)
Created by: Stevenson0.

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