Sucrophoric: This donut is so good!

DEFINITION: v. To enjoy, or derive physical pleasure from, the eating of sweets and other sugared substances — often leads to over-consumption. n. Pleasure derived from the consumption of sweets.

This donut is so good!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Sucrophoric: /su – kro – for – ik/ Lisa became sucrophoric when she bit into Aunt Dodie’s fresh Apple Pie with the sugar cookie crust. She felt that she might be overcome with joy as the cinnamon and sugar syrup spread across her palette. Etymology: Sucrose, Euphoric Created by: mweinmann.

Comments on Sucrophoric:

Nosila, 2009-08-06: 01:14:00
makes my mouth water, too!

Gleecose: /glēkōs/ After a Krispy Kreme binge, John thought he might need to check his gleecose level. He was especially concerned when he nicked himself shaving and found that his blood was crystallizing. When he went out for his morning run, he was swarmed by bees but instead of being stung the bees seemed to be licking him. Etymology: glee (great delight) + glucose (a simple sugar that is an important energy source in living organisms and is a component of many carbohydrates) Created by: artr.

Comments on Gleecose:

mweinmann, 2009-08-05: 07:58:00
great word!!

jrogan, 2009-08-05: 12:29:00
Sweet word! Makes me giggle

Ecstasweet: /ex-ta-sweet/ Mel was in ecstasweet whenever he overindulged at the local bakery with his favorite sweety-eaties. Unfortunately, Mel’s overcomsumption led to a sugar rush that eventually put him in a diabetic coma. Etymology: ecstasy: a state of emotion that leads one beyond rational thought or self-control + sweet: having a high sugar content Created by: mrskellyscl.

Comments on Ecstasweet:

Nosila, 2009-08-05: 15:55:00
Ecstallent word!

mweinmann, 2009-08-06: 08:24:00
sounds addictive!

Sweeturbate: /swee-tur-bait/ Johnny had just placed his tongue deep inside a sweet jelly cream donut, when his girlfriend walked into the kitchen. She was shocked, horrified, jealous and disappointed. She turned on her heels and marched out saying, “If you must sweeturbate yourself, please do it in the bathroom!” Etymology: sweet masturbate Created by: jrogan.

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Gleecose: This donut is so good!

DEFINITION: v. To enjoy, or derive physical pleasure from, the eating of sweets and other sugared substances — often leads to over-consumption. n. Pleasure derived from the consumption of sweets.

This donut is so good!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Gleecose: /glēkōs/ After a Krispy Kreme binge, John thought he might need to check his gleecose level. He was especially concerned when he nicked himself shaving and found that his blood was crystallizing. When he went out for his morning run, he was swarmed by bees but instead of being stung the bees seemed to be licking him. Etymology: glee (great delight) + glucose (a simple sugar that is an important energy source in living organisms and is a component of many carbohydrates) Created by: artr.

Comments on Gleecose:

mweinmann, 2009-08-05: 07:58:00
great word!!

jrogan, 2009-08-05: 12:29:00
Sweet word! Makes me giggle

Sucrophoric: /su – kro – for – ik/ Lisa became sucrophoric when she bit into Aunt Dodie’s fresh Apple Pie with the sugar cookie crust. She felt that she might be overcome with joy as the cinnamon and sugar syrup spread across her palette. Etymology: Sucrose, Euphoric Created by: mweinmann.

Comments on Sucrophoric:

Nosila, 2009-08-06: 01:14:00
makes my mouth water, too!

Ecstasweet: /ex-ta-sweet/ Mel was in ecstasweet whenever he overindulged at the local bakery with his favorite sweety-eaties. Unfortunately, Mel’s overcomsumption led to a sugar rush that eventually put him in a diabetic coma. Etymology: ecstasy: a state of emotion that leads one beyond rational thought or self-control + sweet: having a high sugar content Created by: mrskellyscl.

Comments on Ecstasweet:

Nosila, 2009-08-05: 15:55:00
Ecstallent word!

mweinmann, 2009-08-06: 08:24:00
sounds addictive!

Sweeturbate: /swee-tur-bait/ Johnny had just placed his tongue deep inside a sweet jelly cream donut, when his girlfriend walked into the kitchen. She was shocked, horrified, jealous and disappointed. She turned on her heels and marched out saying, “If you must sweeturbate yourself, please do it in the bathroom!” Etymology: sweet masturbate Created by: jrogan.

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Thunderwear: I’m in love with these shoes.

DEFINITION: v. To have a favorite article of clothing with which you develop a personal, and even a deeply fulfilling, relationship. n. A much loved article of clothing.

I'm in love with these shoes.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Thunderwear: /θəndÉ™rwār/ Jeremy has a great difficulty with the concept of growing up. He was practically giddy when he found an icon of his childhood, Thunderwear. That’s right, ThunderCats Underoos. He Thunderwears them every day. People have been known to Thunderstare in the locker room at the gym but he doesn’t Thundercare. Etymology: ThunderCats (ThunderCats is an American animated television series) + underwear (clothing worn under other clothes, typically next to the skin) Created by: artr.

Comments on Thunderwear:

mrskellyscl, 2009-08-04: 05:57:00
He must have a hard time finding ones that go up over his thunderthighs.

Nosila, 2009-08-04: 16:28:00
The Thunder down under!

Glovestruck: /gluv – struk/ Ohhh the leather, mmmm the smell, woow the color….Mitsy was simply glovestruck when she saw the ten elegant fingers and then felt the smoothness of the wrist. First her hands were all wobbly and then the feeling spread to her soul. She had to have these gloves and once she owned them, she knew they would be with her for a long, long time. Etymology: gloves, love, lovestruck Created by: mweinmann.

Adoredrobe: /ah-dor-drohb/ Stacey was a passionate adoredrobe. She loved her new top. She was completely wowed by her new skirt. She ecstatic about her new shoes. And with her new bag… it all came together so perfectly that she was panting with joy. Which made it a bit awkward for the other people on the bus. Etymology: adore + wardrobe Created by: jrogan.

Garbond: /gar-bond/ Baby John’s flannel Elmo shirt was his garbond and his mother couldn’t pursuade him to wear anything else. He wanted to wear it every day, especially when he needed calmed or comforted. Etymology: garb: a distinctive article of clothing + bond: to form a close relationship; Created by: mrskellyscl.

Comments on Garbond:

Nosila, 2009-08-04: 16:28:00
Garbenduous word!

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Comapose: Mommy, is Daddy playing dead again?

DEFINITION: v. To be physically overcome by a sudden illness, disability, or even death when asked to participate in unrewarding activities — like work, or household chores. n. A person who gets sick when asked to work.

Mommy, is Daddy playing dead again?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Comapose: /koh-ma-poz/ Mitchell would go completely comapose whenever his wife asked him to do any chores around the house. This was relatively benign, until one day when they were driving home from cottage, and his wife thoughtlessly asked him if he could cut the grass when they got back to the city. He had just pulled into the passing lane, when he lost consciousness… Etymology: comatose + pose (i.e. fake posture, stand still and do nothing) Created by: jrogan.

Comments on Comapose:

Nosila, 2009-08-03: 22:58:00
A Coma-ly word indeed!

mweinmann, 2009-08-04: 07:34:00
great work, jrogan….you get my vote.

Malingerist: /ma ling er ist/ Freddie reapplied the same acting skills as a malingerist to his wife that he had to his mother. Each chore that needed avoiding brought on different symptoms: The Vaccuuming Vapours,Dishes Disorder, Housework Handicap, Infant Care Infirmity; Shopping Sickness, Laundry Lameness and WashDay Wanness. The only known cures were a few words in his ear and a boot up his backside. Etymology: Malinger (to avoid responsibilities and duties, e.g., by pretending to be ill)& -ist (suffix for: practicing a particular skill or profession or following a particular belief or school of thought…ie: idealist)

Created by: Nosila.

Rigoravoidis: /rigərəvoidəs/ The old gang liked to get together for a dinner out about once a month. Whenever it came time to pay the bill Wesley seems to come down with a case of rigoravoidis, unable to bend his elbow enough to reach either the tabletop or his wallet. Etymology: rigor mortis (stiffening of the joints and muscles of a body a few hours after death) + avoid (keep away from or stop oneself from doing something) Created by: artr.

Comments on Rigoravoidis:

Nosila, 2009-08-03: 23:01:00
Sounds like he wass checkcident prone!

Slobajob: /slob-a-job/ Uri was such a slobajob, well able to make a mess but incapable of cleaning one up. Etymology: Messy recycling of 1) Slob, somebody who would live in the own excrement and 2) Bob-a-job, to do a small task in return for a reward, especially by boy scouts. Created by: scrabbelicious.

Comments on Slobajob:

jrogan, 2009-08-04: 07:21:00
I know a few slobajobs… But I refuse to clean up after them. (Actually I just pretend to refuse, because I can’t stand the mess.)

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Handycap: You mean, it’s okay if I’m a totally obsessive-compulsive neat freak?

DEFINITION: v. To suddenly discover that your most troublesome personality defect, for which you have been taking medication and/or therapy, is actually your greatest asset. n. A perceived weakness which is actually a strength.

You mean, it's okay if I'm a totally obsessive-compulsive neat freak?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Handycap: /han-dee-capp/ Etymology: handy, handicap Created by: rikboyee.

Comments on Handycap:

scrabbelicious, 2009-07-31: 15:22:00
Very apt and capped a good day’s verboting.

scrabbelicious, 2009-07-31: 15:24:00
Nice Flo to it!

Nonplusplus: /nänˈpləspləs/ The fact that Jerry was unsure what to do and accomplished little made him perfect for his government job. It turned out to be a nonplusplus. He even developed a theory and an entire unofficial training program entitled DYNAMIC INACTION in which you look very busy working in one direction only to reverse course before you get to any measurable goal. The net result; status quo. Not only do you NOT rock the boat, you confine all your activity to the dock. Etymology: nonplus (surprise and confuse (someone) so much that they are unsure how to react) + plus (an advantage) Created by: artr.

Comments on Nonplusplus:

splendiction, 2009-07-31: 18:01:00
“DYNAMIC INACTION” – hilarious! Good word

Impairmight: /IM pair might/ Beatta shrieked excitedly, “you mean I can keep everything as clean as I want? Including my hands?” Her impairment would become her impairmight, as long as she agreed to wear gloves. Etymology: From: impairment and might. Created by: splendiction.

Dumbskill: /dum-skil/ In person, everyone thought Annie was a complete numskull. She was always chattering about whatever was on her mind, which was not too much. (She had the attention span of a gnat, and an addiction to celebrity gossip.) It was a dumbskill that she made the most of on twitter, where she had 1000 followers. Etymology: dumbskull + skill Created by: jrogan.

Comments on Dumbskill:

scrabbelicious, 2009-07-31: 11:41:00
They say, in order to ‘keep ahead of the game’ and ‘to remain relevent in the workplace’ workers should dumbskill every 5 years.

jrogan, 2009-07-31: 12:35:00
The dumber the better…

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