Juanvaldesperado: I’m not pouting because the world sucks

DEFINITION: n. A person who regularly sulks inside cafes and coffeehouses all day, contributing nothing more to their world than a pout. v. To glower angrily at the state of world affairs while remaining inactive and unemployed.

I'm not pouting because the world sucks

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Juanvaldesperado: /wan-val-des-pur-ah-doh/ Juanvaldesperado is often seen hanging around coffee houses desperately seeking the one true beaning of life.

Etymology: Juan Valdez + desperado (Spanish for desperate)

Created by: Stevenson0.

Comments on Juanvaldesperado:

Nosila, 2009-07-06: 10:08:00
He should haul his ass out there and get a job!

mweinmann, 2009-07-06: 12:10:00
hahahaha…funny!!

Jabberwocky, 2009-07-06: 13:17:00
great word

Pouterlimits: /pow ter lim its/ “There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it pouter, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to… The Pouter Limits”…order another Latte!
Etymology: Pouter (Someone who pouts-be in a huff and display one’s displeasure) & Limits ( the greatest possible degree of something) & Play on Outer Limits, popular sci-fi tv series. Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Pouterlimits:

splendiction, 2009-07-06: 19:26:00
hilarious!

Coppoutchino: /cop-out-cheeno/ Sally believed in the philosophy of coppoutchino and regularly drowned her sorrows in a big cup of freshly brood coffee.
Etymology: cop out + pout + cappucino Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Coppoutchino:

Nosila, 2009-07-06: 10:06:00
Good Blend…heady yet aromatic!

mweinmann, 2009-07-06: 12:07:00
clever….ground, brood and enjoyed in a new blend of capuchino, cop out and pout…like it.

splendiction, 2009-07-06: 12:34:00
Best word today! (Although I don’t want to try this blend!)

Mustang, 2009-07-07: 00:30:00
Excellent!

Perkolazer: /purk – oo – laz – ur/ Romona turned into a perkolazer after she lost her job at Starbucks. Instead of looking for another job, she brings her books and laptop into Starbucks each morning and sits there sipping cafe lates, wishing they would hire her back. Etymology: perk (short for perkolate (a process used to make coffee), perkolator (a coffeepot in which boiling water ascends through a central tube and filters back down through a basket of ground coffee beans) laze (be idle; exist in a changeless situation) Created by: mweinmann.

Comments on Perkolazer:

Nosila, 2009-07-06: 10:05:00
She’s just brewding! Good word.

Jabberwocky, 2009-07-06: 13:24:00
great combo

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Aventcoordinate: I just got off the phone with my mother!

DEFINITION: v. To take the frustration and anger you receive from one person and redirect it towards another person, usually of lower status. n. An act of aggression directed towards an individual or object that was not the source of provocation.

I just got off the phone with my mother!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Aventcoordinate: /a vent ko ord in ayt/ Caterina got off the phone with her mother and snarling turned around to aventcoordinate her frustrations on her boyfriend,Jack. Her mother had as usual set her off about her poor choice of partner and how Caterina could have done way better. Caterina had turned her vexation on Jack and said they could make a happier couple if only he was a Cheetah. But Jack knew that no matter how angry she got, he loved her and he could not be unfaithful to her. Etymology: A vent (give expression or utterance to, especially feelings of anger or frustration) & Coordinate (bring into common action, movement, or condition). Word Play on “Event Coordinator”. Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Aventcoordinate:

splendiction, 2009-07-04: 00:14:00
“if only he was a cheetah,” – hilarious!

Psychoport: /sahy-koh-port/ Joe was acutely aware not to confront Jenny for at least twenty-four hours after she had a long, involved and confrontational conversation with her mother. Joe knew that Jenny would psychoport all the negative energy from her mother to him.

Etymology: PSYCHOPORT – VERB – from PSYCHO (a neurotic person, or person afflicted with psychosis) + TRANSPORT (to carry, move, or convey from one place to another, or from PSYCHOLOGICAL + TRANSPORT.

Created by: Stevenson0.

Comments on Psychoport:

splendiction, 2009-07-04: 00:12:00
LOL – well done

Redirision: /rēdirizhən/ Recipe for Marriage on the Rocks:
1 part menial job.
1 part inconsistent, overbearing, boss,
2 parts whiny, self-centered customers.
Mix ingredients in a medium sauce pan and bring to a boil.
Reduce heat and let simmer for days.
Fold into a large bowl of nowhere to vent frustrations and add a heaping spoonful of redirision.
Great for a casual picnic or family gathering. Can be served on divorce paper plates.
Serves: No one. Etymology: redirection (direct something to a new or different place or purpose) + derision (contemptuous ridicule or mockery) Created by: artr.

Victimidate: /vic-tim-i-date/ Sue was known to victimidate anyone who got in the way of her wrath. Whether at work or home she let everyone know that she was definitely the alpha bitch in the pack. Etymology: victim: a scapegoat-one who suffers for the errors of others; whipping boy + intimidate: frighten into submission; browbeat or bully Created by: mrskellyscl.

Comments on Victimidate:

splendiction, 2009-07-04: 00:13:00
wow, I’ll avoid her!

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Slyversionary: How did you get your boyfriend to stop scratching his nuts?

DEFINITION: v. To prevent someone from participating in an undesired activity by engaging them in another activity which makes it impossible to do the first. n. Two things cannot be done at the same time.

How did you get your boyfriend to stop scratching his nuts?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Slyversionary: /sly ver shun ary/ Sandra kept Simon’s activities on a short leash. Whenever he wanted to do something she did not approve of, she would create a slyversionary attack. For instance, major sporting events on television were missed because that darn tv “acted up again” or “the cable was out”. How could he join his buddies hunting when his rifle and hunting license were not to be found anywhere? You get the picture, but Simon failed to notice the coincidence of these events. Etymology: Sly (marked by skill in deception) & Diversionary (an attack calculated to draw enemy defense away from the point of the principal attack;a tactic that diverts attention)

Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Slyversionary:

splendiction, 2009-07-02: 21:21:00
the best word today! Very sly!

Etaskulate: /e-task-u-late/ Jenny had such control over Joe that she could easily etaskulate him. A planned night out at the pub with Joe’s friends, or a Saturday golf game was always interrupted by Jenny’s sudden urge to have him learn knitting, or help her sort her fashion magazine collection.

Etymology: ETASKULATE – VERB – from EMASCULATE (to castrate; to deprive of strength, or vigor; to weaken) + TASK
Created by: Stevenson0.

Comments on Etaskulate:

mrskellyscl, 2009-07-02: 06:05:00
Hysterical. Great word.

splendiction, 2009-07-02: 21:22:00
I agree – hilarious!

Procedo: /prow SEE due/ Sam’s parents accomplished the amazing! He made his bed, vacuumed the downstairs, took out the garbage – all before breakfast! The procedo was that he couldn’t eat until his chores were done.

Etymology: From PROCEDURE and DO – to do a set activity before another activity. Created by: splendiction.

Comments on Procedo:

Nosila, 2009-07-02: 13:20:00
A perfect placebo

splendiction, 2009-07-04: 21:23:00
– of course I would never give out a real procedo like this!

Distractivity: /dis-trac-tiv-i-ty/ Jill learned to keep a distractivity in her purse for social situations with Jack. If he became bored, he would get into trouble. At her mother’s dinner party she heard him start a lively conversation about the elections with Uncle Will. Quickly, she pulled a Game Boy out of her purse and sent him into the game room to wait for dinner. Etymology: distract: divert attention + activity: an educational aid designed to stimulate learning through hands-on experience Created by: mrskellyscl.

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Transfurants: I can’t believe I fell in love with this guy

DEFINITION: n. An ingrained habit which is so entrenched in individual’s personality that they practically have an identity crisis if anyone tries to change it. v. To try to modify a person’s instinctive behavior and/or unconscious habits.

I can't believe I fell in love with this guy

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Transfurants: /trans fur antz/ No matter how often Sophie got after her unemployed boyfriend Sid to clean the house, he acted and looked like a three-toed sloth and actually made a worse mess. He slept 20 hours a day and despite her transfurants, he never got anything done. One day, she came home from work to find he was gone. When he returned 2 hours later, he had gone to see The Transfurmers at the cinema and still got no housework done. She was furious fur that and was later convicted of manslother. Etymology: Transference ((psychoanalysis) the process whereby emotions are passed on or displaced from one person to another; during psychoanalysis the displacement of feelings toward others (usually the parents) is onto the analyst;the act of transfering something from one form to another) & Fur (dense coat of fine silky hairs on mammals) & Rants ( a loud bombastic declamation expressed with strong emotion;pompous or pretentious talk or writing;talk in a noisy, excited, or declamatory manner)

Created by: Nosila.

Impulsonality: /Im pulse SON a li tee/ His impulsonality remained constant through his adulthood. At any social gathering he’d end up laughing hysterically, uncontrollably, at the funny mistakes of others. His laughing spasms were so unique and funny in themselves, friends and family would deliberately set them going by telling one of the well-known stories. Attempts to calm and quiet his raucous laughing fits were all unsuccessful as his laughs would turn into angry roars. His roars were as loud as his laughs, but frightening. It was best to keep him happy. Etymology: From: IMPULSE and PERSONALITY. Created by: splendiction.

Comments on Impulsonality:

Nosila, 2009-07-02: 02:43:00
good word

Propensidensity: /prəpensədensitē/ Tomtom is a drummer, not by occupation but by avocation. He drums on his desk. He drums on his steering wheel. Air drumming puts holding hands with his wife out of the question. She has tried to alter his propensidensity but has given up. To save her own sanity she has replaced most of the furniture in their house with padded versions. Etymology: propensity (an inclination or natural tendency to behave in a particular way) + Density (the degree of compactness of a substance) Created by: artr.

Alterigor: /al-ter-EE-gor/ Natasha wanted her fiancé, Rudy, to be more upbeat and have a more pleasant nature so she embarked on a campaign she called alerigor, hoping in time to make him over to match her idea of the perfect husband. Etymology: Blend of alter and Igor Created by: Mustang.

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Negatentional: Honey, you just ran a red light!

DEFINITION: v. To unintentionally encourage bad behavior by responding to it in a manner that incites even worse behavior. n. A response designed to stop bad behavior, which paradoxically produces more of it.

Honey, you just ran a red light!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Negatentional: /neg-a-ten-shen-al/ As a teacher, Mary knew that negatentional responses were equal to posintentional ones to the kids who acted up to get her attention, although the results were disastrous for her classroom management. She soon realized that by nagging Kevin the same result would happen, Kevin would do the opposite of what she wanted to get a response from her. She decided to ignore the inappropriate behavior and reward him for proper behavior, just as she would her kindergarten children, in order for him to get posattention from her. Etymology: negative: unfavorable or disconfirming + intentional: done deliberately + attention: notice or recognition. Teachers and trainers understand that to some children or animals negative attention is just as good as positive attention because it gives them the reward of recognition and response. Created by: mrskellyscl.

Comments on Negatentional:

Nosila, 2009-06-30: 17:31:00
Do I not lie it? Negatory! Good word.

Disbehave: /disbihāv/ When Barny thinks he is being nagged, he is sure to disbehave. Etymology: dis (act or speak in a disrespectful way) + behave (fail to conduct oneself in a way that is acceptable to others; behave badly) Created by: artr.

Pacifry: /pass i FRY/ Blaze was having a small melt down when the ice cream truck sped by their home too quickly. His parents inadvertently pacifried him with the comment that ice cream from ice cream trucks, “is bad for you anyway.” Blaze’s melt down progressed into a full blown explosive fit of stamping, arm-flinging, and fiery-hot tearful cries: “BUD I WANNED NICE-CREAM!” Etymology: A blend of PACIFY and FRY, overdo to the point of ruin. Created by: splendiction.

Moregramming: /mor gram ming/ Wanda whined, “You are such a loser, I don’t know what I saw in you! Loser, loser!” To which Ralphie replied, “You keep calling me that, but I’m not a loser! You keep moregramming me with that title.” After which he stormed out of the house, went to the store and bought himself the Powerball Lottery ticket which became the single winner of $280 million, U.S.! Etymology: More (comparative of much; to a greater degree or extent) & Programming (a learning process in which an organism’s behavior becomes dependent on the occurrence of a stimulus in its environment) Created by: Nosila.

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