Tag: Verbotomy

DEFINITION: v. To express your love of nature by covering your lawn with statues, ornaments and other plastic figurines. n. A home which is infested with gnomes, elves, plastic animals, and other lawn ornaments.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Gnomemansland: /NO-manz-land/ Barb thought it was cute to decorate her yard with little plastic statues of Snow White and her dwarf buddies but her neighbors snickered behind her back and had labeled her yard gnomemansland. Etymology: Blend of Gnome, man, and land, play on the phrase ‘no mans land’. Created by: Mustang.

Comments on Gnomemansland:

mweinmann, 2009-04-17: 09:10:00
great….like it!!

silveryaspen, 2009-04-17: 10:36:00
It doesn’t get gnome better! Super Duper!

splendiction, 2009-04-17: 16:07:00
Yes this is a great word!

Nosila, 2009-04-17: 21:23:00
There’s no place like gnome!

Aliceinwonderyard: /ayl-iss-inn-wun-dur-yaar-d/ Everyone knew Vicki had a horrible case of aliceinwonderyard. Her front lawn was decorated with an army of gnomes, a flock of pink flamingos, a herd of plastic deer, and a wiseguy left over from a nativity set. Etymology: Alice in wonderland (a popular children’s fantasy book) + yard (that green stuff around some peoples houses) Created by: Biscotti.

Comments on Aliceinwonderyard:

silveryaspen, 2009-04-17: 10:24:00
Your word is so Wonderfull!

Gnomicile: /gnome-i-cile/ Jeanette loved her garden, all the little plastic bunnies, gnomes and flamingos. As soon as it warmed up in spring, she was putting together her gnomicile for everyone to enjoy. Etymology: gnome — diminutive beings responsible for guarding the earth.
domicile — permanent home Created by: mrskellyscl.

Comments on Gnomicile:

silveryaspen, 2009-04-17: 10:37:00
Great etymology. Great Create!

splendiction, 2009-04-17: 18:54:00
Yes gnomicile is perfect!

Mustang, 2009-04-17: 21:13:00
Gnomes are so gneat….and gnatural.

Centrollpark: /sen trol park/ Ivy thought she was a cultivated, worldly person. When she and her sister, Holly, bought a house and started to decorate the large garden with trolls and other garden accessories, Ivy decided to call their home Centrollpark. She had a little sign painted to hang on the gate and her neighbours thought her English country garden decorated with the fairyland characters quite quaint. Eventually though their garden was over-run by gnomes, fairies, flamingos, leprechauns, toadstools, toads, windmills and wells. Then some of their friends started giving the girls plastic pigs in all sizes and colors to add to their motif. The pigs were everywhere. The fish pond became Swine Lake, their toolshed became a sty, the Flamingos became Hamingos and the walk, now a trotter, was a big boar. The plastic porcines threatened to hog every green space in the yard. Sadly the lovely Centrollpark had become Centrollpork! Etymology: Central Park (A huge park in Manhattan) & Troll (Scandanavian folklore) a supernatural creature, either a dwarf or a giant) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Centrollpark:

mweinmann, 2009-04-17: 09:09:00
hahaha, clever story and word.

silveryaspen, 2009-04-17: 10:27:00
This is one to really extroll (extoll) over!

splendiction, 2009-04-17: 18:57:00
LOL at the pigs theme! Well done!

Mustang, 2009-04-17: 21:15:00
Ivy sounds like a troll-op

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DEFINITION: v. To feel a sense of discomfort and unease while a medical professional does their job, poking and prodding at the weak points in your body. n. The feelings apprehension, worry and embarrassment which occur while one is undergoing a medical examination.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Dentribulation: /dentribyÉ™lāshÉ™n/ The dental office that Michael goes to has all the modern amenities to deal with any dental issue he might come in with. What they have trouble dealing with is his dentribulations. He will sit in the lobby furtively looking over ages-old magazines dreading THAT moment – when the nurse sticks her head through the door and calls his name. Michael’s inner adult tells him to relax and trust that he will be taken care of. His inner child is kicking, screaming, scratching and biting. The staff hates it when his inner child gets out. Michael has also found that feigning deafness or amnesia doesn’t work very well. Etymology: dental (of or relating to the teeth) + tribulation (a cause of great trouble or suffering) Created by: artr.

Comments on Dentribulation:

Mustang, 2009-04-16: 23:48:00
Great word!

Toothscary: /too – th – skaree/ Georgia went to see the toothscary today… She felt sharp objects hit her gumline while a pair of beady eyes looked down from above. There was a tremendous scraping and then whirring and ringing in her ears while she was blinded by an intense light…..She wondered whether this had ben an alien abdunction but she felt too whoozzy to remember much. Etymology: tooth, scary, not the tooth fairy!! Created by: mweinmann.

Comments on Toothscary:

silveryaspen, 2009-04-16: 12:48:00
Ah! Fun etomology. I like your verbotomy fairy much!

Nosila, 2009-04-16: 21:09:00
Driven to extraction…good one!

Dentrified: /den-tri-fied/ (no offense to Gloria Gaynor)
At first I was afraid,
I was dentrified.
Kept thinking I could never live if I should open wide.
But then I spent so many nights thinkin’ how my gums went wrong
and I grew strong,
and I learned how to go along.
And so I’m back, my teeth to brace,
You just walked in and have no chin with that thing on your face.
I should have changed my worried mind, I should have made you rinse your mouth if I’d have known for just one second you’d be drilling north and south.
Oh no, not I, I’m dentrified.
As long as I can rinse and spit, I know that I’ll revive.
I’ve got all my teeth to fill, I’ll just take this little pill and I’ll survive, I will survive — hey, hey! Etymology: dentistry: care of the teeth +
terrified: extreme fright Created by: mrskellyscl.

Comments on Dentrified:

silveryaspen, 2009-04-16: 12:40:00
🙂 Very nice parody and poetry!

abrakadeborah, 2009-04-16: 20:07:00
LOVE it very creative! 🙂

Nosila, 2009-04-16: 21:12:00
Excellent, mrsk…love that song, you know the one I will hear in my head for the next few days! But I will survive…

Mustang, 2009-04-16: 23:49:00
Very creative. I know the feeling.

mweinmann, 2009-04-17: 09:08:00
This is hysterical….love it!

Physicruel: /fizz ick! crew ull/ “Let me check you over” Dr. Max M. Rough said. He measured and pressured, prodded and poked, nudged and budged, thrust and dug, then jabbed and stabbed, finally shooting my body with concotions of innoculations and vaccinations … all those hurtful ‘tions’ … I wished I could shun! During the mammogram, I wish I could slam a gram, or two, of his most tender flesh between those smashing, mashing plates! When he was done, I asked him “Why does a good going over have to feel so bad? Why is a physical so physicruel?” Etymology: PHYSICAL, CRUEL. Physical – medical examination. Cruel – painful, harsh, hard, nasty and unpleasant. Created by: silveryaspen.

Comments on Physicruel:

Nosila, 2009-04-16: 21:07:00
Good one…too bad they don’t have manograms for guys like hium!

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James

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DEFINITION: n. An out-of-body, or out-of-brain, experience which occurs when faced with a demanding intellectual challenge. v. To lose your train of thought while trying to demonstrate your intellectual prowess.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Einstymied: /Ä«nstÄ«mÄ“d/ Randall is the youngest ever in his school to take Master’s-level physics. Some call him a prodigy. Today he feels more like a brick of prodicheese. He is completely Einstymied by the test in front of him. Apparently his brain has gone back to bed without him. Etymology: Einstein (a genius) + stymied (prevent or hinder the progress of) Created by: artr.

Comments on Einstymied:

splendiction, 2009-04-15: 21:36:00
ha ha! well done!

Slipnaughts: /slip naughts/ Mr. S. M. Arty Pants pompously pontificated his perspicacious perceptions perpetually. People paid little attention to his weary, dreary, tiresome tedious technical talking. Suddenly, his speech suspended when his mind suffered slipnaughts and left him tied up in silence. Etymology:
SLIP, NAUGHT, SLIPKNOTS. When a mind slips (falls)into naughts (nothings), it becomes all slipknotted (tied up) in silence. Created by: silveryaspen.

Comments on Slipnaughts:

mweinmann, 2009-04-15: 08:49:00
hahaha….slipknots are pefect…they can go either way, as evidenced by Mr. Arty Pants…

splendiction, 2009-04-15: 21:35:00
– great blending, crafty name “Smarty Pants” and effective alliteration! Stunning.

abrakadeborah, 2009-04-16: 18:50:00
I’m shcpitting on my schreeen az I read your “slipnaughts” and I’m perpetually shaying you’re obshurevayshuns are schpot on! 🙂

Cerabrasion: /sera bray zhun/ Sarah Bellam was normally an intelligent girl, who aced exams and got high marks without even studying. That was until today. She sat at the exam desk and suffered a serious bout of cerebrasion. She could not even concentrate on the questions, nevermind supply lucid answers. She was out of her gourd and feeling melon-choly. This was because last night, the man of her dreams, Harry Honeydew, had asked her to run away with him and get married. Sure, she was tempted, but at 18, she knew she did not have the courgette to defy her parents and give up her education or her Mellon scholarship. She squashed his romantic overtures and played back in her mind the words she worried she may later come to regret,”No, I cantaloupe with you Harry!” Etymology: Cerebrate (use or exercise the mind or one’s power of reason in order to make inferences, decisions, or arrive at a solution or judgments) & Abrasion (erosion by friction, being worn down) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Cerabrasion:

mweinmann, 2009-04-15: 08:47:00
This is clever, funny and perfect!

silveryaspen, 2009-04-15: 11:58:00
Super names and super verbotomies! Very Brainy! 🙂

splendiction, 2009-04-15: 21:44:00
Excellent!

Mustang, 2009-04-16: 00:22:00
Definitely something to cerebrate.

Transcendentaldeprivation: /tranz-en-dentl-dep-ruhv-ay-shun/ Gilbert had recurring episodes of transcendentaldeprivation and particularly so when he was trying to show off his imaginary mental agility wherein his mind would wander completely off topic causing him to lose his train of thought entirely. Etymology: Blend of ‘transcendental’ (being beyond ordinary or common experience, thought, or belief; supernatural) and ‘deprivation’,(dispossession; loss) a play on the term ‘transcendental meditation’. Created by: Mustang.

Comments on Transcendentaldeprivation:

mweinmann, 2009-04-15: 08:50:00
Also transcenmental ….wonderful word!

silveryaspen, 2009-04-15: 12:01:00
Highly Clever!

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DEFINITION: v. To deny that you have stupidly injured yourself for fear of punishment or ridicule. n. A person who won’t admit it when they shoot themselves in the foot (which they seem to do quite often).

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Lackcident: /lak sid dent/ The upper management at the Quick Letter Company, who made big signs, brought in a new edgy Health and Safety Program designed to reduce the injury rate at their manufacturing facility. They offered rewards like cash, merchandise and paid days off as incentives to those employees who had few or no missed days due to workplace injuries. The theory was great, the company would get compensation rebates for no lost times and raise safety awareness. The lost time days vanished and it appeared that they had broken all previous safety records on the job. It soon became evident, however, that people failed to report the work injuries in the hope of winning fabulous prizes. People smuggled in their own first aid kits and treated themselves secretly as each mishap occurred, and failed to report them. The management should have been more suspicious of employees with staples stuck in their fingers, nails protruding from feet and all manner of bruises and bumps not visible earlier in the day. The common response to “What happened to you?” was “It happened at home.” Since they could prove no corruption of their program, it continued, with all it’s suspicious events. Everything was fine until one day, when someone drove a forklift too quickly into a company sign and one of the metal letters in the words “Quick Letter Company” fell from a high height on a manager’s head, embedded itself in his cranium and reduced him to a blinded, blethering fool. Yes, having a lackcident is fun until someone loses an “i”! Etymology: Lack (not have, be without) & Accident (a mishap; especially one causing injury or death)

Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Lackcident:

silveryaspen, 2009-04-14: 11:35:00
I luved the sleye, witty, w-I’s-e ending! Your lacksIdental
story and verbotomy caught my aye!

abrakadeborah, 2009-04-17: 03:32:00
What a great mind’s “I” you have Nosila! 🙂 I enjoyed your story!

Oopsadummy: /oŏpsÄ“dÉ™mÄ“/ Most mothers are happy when their newborn has the requisite number of fingers and toes. Wendel’s mother feels the need to take periodic inventory. Wendel is a klutz who has been teased to the point he hides his injuries to avoid ridicule. In doing this he has become an oopsadummy. She has only had to take to the ER once so far when he almost severed his arm with a blade server. Etymology: oopsy-daisy (used to express encouragement to a child who has fallen) + dummy (a stupid person) Created by: artr.

Duhnial: /duh-NYL/ Sheena was da queena duhnial. She was clumsy, disorganized and more than a little uncoordinated and frequently injured herself or damage some item she was working with but would instantly duhny any serious damage had occurred. Etymology: Blend of ‘duh’ and ‘denial’ Created by: Mustang.

Comments on Duhnial:

silveryaspen, 2009-04-14: 11:46:00
A word of great duhplicity! Exduhllent!

Nosila, 2009-04-14: 20:23:00
Duhlightful, Mustang!

Bluffoon: /bluff oon/ There is no fool like an oaf fool. Clum Sy blundered and blustered around, often hitting his clunkhead and falling down. He was constantly embarrasssed by his lumpy and broken bonehead, black eyes, split lips, and an occasional broken nose, when he accidentally struck it, because he put it where it shouldn’t be. Rather than admit he was just a bumpling box boy, he would pretend he was a boxer, and hoped no one would realize he was just a bluffoon.
Etymology: BLUFF, BUFFOON. BLUFF – try to mislead others about some thing. BUFFOON – a bumbling clumsy person, such people often unintentionally hurt themselves. Clowns often act this way to make people laugh and America’s Funniest Home Videos tv show has lots of videos of buffoons. /// The first line contains the parody of oaf fool for old fool. /// His name Clum Sy is said clumsy. /// Clunkhead is a blending of the clunking a lunkhead takes. /// Bumpling is a blending of the bumps one gets when bumbling around. /// Created by: silveryaspen.

Comments on Bluffoon:

Nosila, 2009-04-14: 20:22:00
Great new words…love bumpling!

Mustang, 2009-04-14: 23:41:00
I know some oaf fools…been called one. Great word!

abrakadeborah, 2009-04-16: 19:16:00
Love it! ROTFLMBO! B-B-B-BAA-foooon is on the bluff! being a Bluffoon! LOL! 🙂

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DEFINITION: v. To go to the store and buy something, but then to forget to bring it home. n. A person who forgets what they bought — until the credit card bill comes in.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Shoplefter: /shop left her/ Carry never missed a chance to shop. It was always such a pity, there was that little bit, she left in the bottom of the cart. Unlike the shoplifter who took things without paying for them, Carry paid for things without taking them … She was a chronic shoplefter! Etymology: SHOP, LEFT, being a play on SHOPLIFT. Shop – visit stores and buy things. Left – past tense of leave; to have let something remain behind accidentally.
Created by: silveryaspen.

Comments on Shoplefter:

splendiction, 2009-04-13: 20:41:00
Another excellent word!

Nosila, 2009-04-13: 22:23:00
Good word…she’s a kLEFTomaniac!

Mustang, 2009-04-13: 22:46:00
But…she never had to deal with shoplefovers.

mweinmann, 2009-04-14: 08:03:00
perfect!

Stupormarket: /stoōpÉ™rmärkit/ Jean was OK when it came to her weekly shopping but was often overwhelmed by the stupormarket if she had to pick up a few things mid-week. Maybe it was all the bright colors, the 2fers or the BoGo’s perhaps the self-service checkout with all it’s confusing instructions (and Lord help her if she accidentally touched the dreaded Spanish button). If she could get past the fixation on dealing with the check-out and the pressure of not holding up the people in the queue behind her she would often rush out of the store without picking up her purchase or at best, get her acquisitions home only to discover that she had not bought the one thing she had gone to get. Etymology: stupor (a state of near-unconsciousness or insensibility) + market (a regular gathering of people for the purchase and sale of provisions) Created by: artr.

Comments on Stupormarket:

splendiction, 2009-04-13: 20:36:00
Excellent word!

Mustang, 2009-04-13: 22:47:00
Very good!!

Buygoner: /by gon er/ Edward was a buygoner. Unlike your average man, Edward shopped till he dropped and forgot what he purchased. There were bags all over the house, full of stuff he thought would make great gifts for someone. The only problem was he forgot what he bought for who and ended up buying them something else. He loved shopping and enjoyed it until the Visa bills came in. Then he’d have a slight jag of buyer’s remorse, pay the minimum and set off again next time for another round of rampant consumerism. He knew he needed help one warm July night when he tried to find out what was causing the absolutely gross smell in his car. He thought he had run over a piquant rodent and it had left DNA on his tire. But no, when he finally opened the trunk and went through the bags he had stored inside, he found the culprit. Oh no, he thought, it’s Mozart…that deal of a fresh turkey he’d bought in December was rapidly decomposing in his trunk! Etymology: Buy (To purchase something) & Bygone (past events to be put aside;well in the past; former) & Goner (a person in desperate straits; someone doomed) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Buygoner:

silveryaspen, 2009-04-13: 13:44:00
Oh that smell that makes you wish it was a byegoner, too! Clever create!

Mustang, 2009-04-13: 22:45:00
Ed must let buygones be byebyegones

Shopadaisical: /shop-uh-DAY-zi-cul/ While on his routine shopping outings Garret was quite shopadaisical, distracted by the sales signs, any and all activity going on around him and as often as not he would walk off after paying and leave his shopping basket at the checkout or on occasion was known to leave his purchases in the basket in the parking lot, get in his car and drive off. Etymology: Blend of shopper and lackadaisical Created by: Mustang.

Comments on Shopadaisical:

wayoffcenter, 2009-04-13: 06:35:00
Have you been following me? Thanks for changing the name.

splendiction, 2009-04-13: 20:40:00
– really good word!

silveryaspen, 2009-04-13: 22:08:00
Can just hear the shopadaisicals saying ‘oopsy daisy’ when they come out of their shopping daze! Just saying it makes me want to smile!

Nosila, 2009-04-13: 22:18:00
Going into a grocerystore makes me shopadaze-ical..can’t remember what I need, can’t remember where I put my list…

mweinmann, 2009-04-14: 08:00:00
great word….I can relate.

abrakadeborah, 2009-04-16: 19:08:00
Great description of definition and mood! I get in lackadaisical
moods sometimes… I left a case of bottled water under the cart and drove off. 🙂 I was in Shopadaisicalical shock when I realized what I did…hehehe! You have my vote!

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James

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