Verbotomy – Page 4

Ignomeramous: What do you think of the newest addition to our front lawn?

DEFINITION: v. To express your love of nature by covering your lawn with statues, ornaments and other plastic figurines. n. A home which is infested with gnomes, elves, plastic animals, and other lawn ornaments.

What do you think of the newest addition to our front lawn?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Ignomeramous: /ig nohm ray muss/ She was a total ignomeramous, given to elf harm when feeling grumpy, bashful or dopey. Etymology: ingoramous gnome Created by: galwaywegian.

Gnomemansland: /NO-manz-land/ Lucy thought it was cute to decorate her yard with little plastic statues of Snow White and her dwarf buddies but her neighbors snickered behind her back and had labeled her yard gnomemansland. Etymology: Blend of ‘Gnome’, (One of a fabled race of dwarflike creatures) ‘man’ (human), and land, play on the phrase ‘no mans land’ Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Gnomemansland:

Mustang, 2013-08-15: 06:42:00
Hmmmmm

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Trepidenticious: Please keep your tongue to the left!

DEFINITION: n. The feelings of apprehension which occur when undergoing a medical examination. v. To feel discomfort while a medical professional pokes and prods at the weak points of your body.

Please keep your tongue to the left!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Trepidenticious: /trep-uh-den-TISH-yuss/ As her appointment for a dental exam and major cleaning grew nearer Carmen once again felt the severe tremors of her unreasonable trepidenticious reactions. Etymology: Blend of ‘trepidation’ (tremulous fear, alarm, or agitation; perturbation), ‘dental’ and the suffix ‘-ious (Having; having the qualities of) Created by: Mustang.

Probaphobia: /pro ba fo beeya/ Denny’s fear of doctors and dentists was so extreme, it was actually a bad case of probaphobia. Many thought it went back to that fateful night when aliens beamed him up for some scientific rect-reation. Etymology: Probe (to be poked or proddedexamine physically with or as if with a probe) & Phobia (irrational fear, anxiety over something) Created by: Nosila.

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Probaphobia: Please keep your tongue to the left!

DEFINITION: n. The feelings of apprehension which occur when undergoing a medical examination. v. To feel discomfort while a medical professional pokes and prods at the weak points of your body.

Please keep your tongue to the left!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

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Mindloss: Hope that’s not my brain up there…

DEFINITION: n. An out-of-body, or out-of-brain, experience which occurs when faced with a demanding intellectual challenge. v. To lose your train of thought while trying to demonstrate your intellectual prowess.

Hope that's not my brain up there...

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Mindloss: /myned loss/ Trying to ace her finals, Becky found herself in a mindloss state. That little train of thought that normally put-puts around inside her noggin had become derailed and might not reach its station in time…I wish I could, I wish I could, she chanted. Etymology: Mind (brain, intellect,reasoning powers) & Loss (decline in amount or activity) Created by: Nosila.

Transcendentaldeprivation: / tranz-en-dentl-dep-ruhv-AY-shun/ Gerald had recurring episodes of transcendentaldeprivation and particularly so when he was trying to show off his imaginary mental agility wherein his mind would wander completely off topic causing him to lose his train of thought entirely. Etymology: Blend of ‘transcendental’ (being beyond ordinary or common experience, thought, or belief; supernatural) and ‘deprivation’,(dispossession; loss) a play on the term ‘transcendental meditation’. Created by: Mustang.

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Duhnial: Should I call an ambulance?

DEFINITION: v. To deny that you have stupidly injured yourself for fear of punishment or ridicule. n. A person who won’t admit it when they shoot themselves in the foot (which they seem to do quite often).

Should I call an ambulance?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Duhnial: /duh-NYL/ Serena was da queena duhnial. She was clumsy, disorganized and more than a little uncoordinated and frequently injured herself or damage some item she was working with but would instantly duhny any serious damage had occurred. Etymology: Blend of ‘duh’ (used to express actual or feigned ignorance or stupidity) and ‘denial’ ( refusal to admit the truth or reality) Created by: Mustang.

Desticule: // Etymology: Created by: ayyacoco.

Disemvowelment: /dis em vow el ment/ When Ted found Wendy with her eye hanging out after an eye makeup accident, he was concerned. Her denial became a disemvowelment of the seriousness of her conditon. He reckoned they should call it misscara. Etymology: Disavow (refuse to acknowledge; disclaim knowledge of; responsibility for, or association with) & Disembowelment (the act of removing the bowels or viscera; the act of cutting so as to cause the viscera to protrude)

Created by: Nosila.

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