Tag: Verbotomy

DEFINITION: v. To follow a diet with such rigor and fervor that it consumes all your energy, and throws everything, even your desserts, out of proportion. n. A person who thinks too much about what they eat.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Consumania: /con-syoo-main-eeya/ “Rachel gobbled it all up. She inhaled it. It was total consumania.” Etymology: consume + mania Created by: Koekbroer.

Omnidevhour: /om nee dev owr/ Jasmine was such an omnidevhour to her latest food fad regime that she timed herself to eat precisely every 45 minutes for 50 calories worth of food. She gave up her real life as she knew it…it was do or diet! Etymology: Omnivore (someone who eats all and everything) & Devour (eat)& Devotee (believer) & Hour (every hour) Created by: Nosila.

Nuketritionist: /newk trish yun ist/ her inner nuketritionist exploded every menu she dreamed up Etymology: nutritionist, nuke Created by: galwaywegian.

Gobbleclobber: /gob-uhl-klob-er/ Eve and her friends at work see desserts as an enemy to be vanquished. If someone were to dare to bring something evil into the office they will gobbleclobber it until it is no more. Etymology: gobble (to swallow or eat hastily or hungrily in large pieces; gulp) + clobber (to defeat decisively; drub; trounce) Created by: artr2.

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

https://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=cupcake

Be Creative,

James

www.verbotomy.com
the create-a-word game

DEFINITION: v. To engage in conversation while using a technical device, like a TV or computer, to keep you sharp, in case the discussion gets dull. n. A two-way conversation which is technically one-sided.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Cyversation: /sahy-ver-sey-shuhn/ Alex thinks he is expert at multi-tasking. He thinks he can talk to his girlfriend while he is texting friends or updating his Facebook status. Their cyversation works for them. She talks. He acts like he is listening and reacts with grunts and nods. She can do whatever she wants because he “agreed”. Etymology: cyber (computer-related) conversation (dialogue, discourse) Created by: artr2.

Mechonversation: /mek kon ver say shun/ Gary always conducted a mechonversation with his wife…that way he could multitask and play some useful game while she nagged him about the time he wasted. Etymology: Mechanized (the condition of having a highly technical implementation; the act of implementing the control of equipment with advanced technology; usually involving electronic hardware) & Conversation (the use of speech for informal exchange of views or ideas or information etc.)

Created by: Nosila.

Preconverse: /pre-con-vers/ “Rachel, do you want me to preconverse this to you? I remember every word. I’ll even add some beat.” Etymology: Created by: Koekbroer.

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

https://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=listen

Be Creative,

James

www.verbotomy.com
the create-a-word game

DEFINITION: v. To return to the gym after a long layoff to discover that your muscles may be weak, but that your sweat is still strong. n. A person whose sweat is stronger than their muscles.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Peeuwspirater: /pee oo spir ay ter/ When Omar went to the gym, he never had to worry about being crowded out by other fitness buffs. He was such a strong peeuwspirater that people soon left him to his own personal force field to repel nearness to his exertions. Etymology: Pee-ew (exclamation for a stinky smell) & Perspiration (sweat) Created by: Nosila.

Superstinkious: /soo-per-stink-ee-is/ Wow, that guy has more stench than strength. He is superstinkious! Etymology: super + stink + supercilious Created by: Koekbroer.

Reekout: /reekaÊŠt/ He can’t do many situps and not that many laps around the track but what Billy can do better than anybody else at the gym is sweat. His daily reekout can clear a room faster than a fire drill. After just a few minutes of huffing and puffing he looks like he jogged through the shower. Etymology: reek (to smell strongly and unpleasantly) + workout (a structured regime of physical exercise) Created by: artr2.

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

https://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=sweat

Be Creative,

James

www.verbotomy.com
the create-a-word game

DEFINITION: n. The inability to find, organize, or keep track of, simple physical objects. Often occurs when an individual has developed a search-engine dependency. v. To search for something that should be easy to find.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Trouserbrowser: /trawzer brawzer/ When it came time to sort the laundry, Geek McNerdnick was hopeless. His Mom actually did it for him, but only asked that he emerge from his man-cave once a week to leave out what needed washed, which was usually both his Star-Trek t-shirts, some dainties, socks and his fearless corduroy pants. He usually had problems in doing his trouserbrowser app…he chased all over his messy lair to find them, only to find that he forgot that he had them on! Etymology: Trouser (pants) & Browser (a program used to view HTML documents;a viewer who looks around casually without seeking anything in particular)

Created by: Nosila.

Discomgoogulated: /dis-kuhm-goog-yuh-leytd/ Jason is so used to keeping track of his life by way of his electronic devices. Without his TomTom he might not be able to get to work or back home. Last week when he misplaced his smart phone he was completely discomgoogulated. Etymology: discombobulated (confused or disconcerted; upset; frustrated) + google (brand name of a leading Internet search engine) Created by: artr2.

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

https://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=search

Be Creative,

James

www.verbotomy.com
the create-a-word game

DEFINITION: v. To have a big fight over nothing, that is really a fight about money. n. An argument about money

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Altercashion: /awl-ter-kash-shuhn/ Whenever Tony is feeling down he likes to buy himself something, usually something stupid or unnecessary. Last week’s purchase of a batmobile replica brought on the expected altercashion with his wife. It’s not that they didn’t need a car, to her, it was a concern that she had no space to bring home the groceries. Etymology: altercation (a heated or angry dispute; noisy argument or controversy) + cash (money in the form of coins or banknotes, especially that issued by a government) Created by: artr2.

Coinflict: /koyn flikt/ Every argument that Stan and Betty had was a coinflict over finances, or lack of them. Stan thought that money grew on trees and Betty was the tree surgeon. Etymology: Coin (metal piece used as money) & Conflict (an open lash between two opposing sides) Created by: Nosila.

Remunemotion: /ree-myoon-em-oshe-in/ Doug and Rachel often argue about silly stuff but underneath it’s all remunemotion. Etymology: remuneration + emotion Created by: Koekbroer.

Rabbitchasing: // Etymology: Created by: kelamist.

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

https://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=snit

Be Creative,

James

www.verbotomy.com
the create-a-word game