{"id":10,"date":"2007-03-07T15:56:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-07T19:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=10"},"modified":"2007-03-31T16:58:25","modified_gmt":"2007-03-31T20:58:25","slug":"hey-its-me-give-me-a-call","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=10","title":{"rendered":"Hey it&#8217;s me. Give me a call."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> A voice mail message, which does not include a name, a number, or any other relevant information which could be used to identify the caller. <\/font><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/lists\/images\/jimage\/message.png\" alt=\"Hey it's me. Give me a call.\" height=\"300\" width=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Phononymous<\/strong>:  \/<em>foe-non-ee-mus<\/em>\/ he enjoyed the mystery of it, the tension&#8230; he could almost taste their need to know more&#8230;oh yes&#8230; he much preferred to remain phononymous <em>Etymology:<\/em>  anonymous, phone <em>Created by:<\/em> rikboyee.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Guessage<\/strong>:  \/<em>gess-ij<\/em>\/ The guessage on her machine said nothing more than &#8220;Meet me at Sam&#8217;s Place at 6.&#8221; Because she was in contact with over two dozen on-line daters, Alice realized she was driving to a semi-blind date. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  guess, message <em>Created by:<\/em> purpleartichokes.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Enigmessage<\/strong>:  \/<em>-\u00cb\u0152\u00c9\u203an\u00c9\u00aag\u00cb\u02c6m\u00c9\u203as\u00c9\u2122d\u00ca\u2019-<\/em>\/ I hate enigmessages. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  From enigma + message. <em>Created by:<\/em> ErWenn.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Speaktease<\/strong>:  \/<em>speek-teez<\/em>\/ Carole threw her phone at the wall in disgust when she realised that the deep, sexy voice on the message had not left a name or contact number. &#8220;What a speaktease&#8221; she exclaimed. <em>Etymology:<\/em> speak (as one does when leaving a voicemail message) + tease (provoke) + p****tease (one who promises but does not deliver satisfaction) <em>Created by:<\/em> petaj.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=message\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=message<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">Be Creative,<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">James<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/\/\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: A voice mail message, which does not include a name, a number, or any other relevant information which could be used to identify the caller. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Phononymous: \/foe-non-ee-mus\/ he enjoyed the mystery of it, the tension&#8230; he could almost taste their need to know more&#8230;oh yes&#8230; he &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=10\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Hey it&#8217;s me. Give me a call.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}