{"id":1013,"date":"2010-08-27T12:00:04","date_gmt":"2010-08-27T16:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1013"},"modified":"2010-08-27T12:00:04","modified_gmt":"2010-08-27T16:00:04","slug":"paramooer-check-your-lipstick-madge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1013","title":{"rendered":"Paramooer: Check your lipstick Madge"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> A person who habitually looks for love in the all the wrong places and wonders why it always turns out wrong. v.<\/em> To look for love in the wrong places.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Paramooer<\/strong>: \/para moo er<\/em>\/ Elsie was just in the mooed to find a new paramooer. So she went with her bff, Bessie to a meat market…you know the kind of place we mean. Where the goods were well hung, the cowcktails affordabull and there was poll dancing. Their only prospects were a couple of shorthorns who were both Taurus and could be herd from far away. As usual the girls struck out, because the rodeo was in town and the beefcake drank elsewhere. Etymology:<\/em> Paramour (a woman’s lover;a woman who cohabits with an important man) & Mooer (a cow, who moos) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2010-08-25: 04:28:00<\/em>
brilliant!<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2010-08-26: 23:48:00<\/em>
I am glad it mooved you!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Romanthick<\/strong>: \/row man th ik<\/em>\/ his romanthick streak left him with a broken heart, two missing teeth and a black eye Etymology:<\/em> romantic, thick Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

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Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2010-08-25: 22:07:00<\/em>
desthpicable!love it<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Scornicated<\/strong>: \/sk\u00c3\u00b4rnik\u00c4\u0081ted<\/em>\/ After his blind date fell through \u00e2\u20ac\u201d some lame excuse about a car accident and coma \u00e2\u20ac\u201d Tim decided to see if he could get some action at the new bar in town. As he entered he thought to himself \u00e2\u20ac\u009dMy lucky night. Must be lady\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s night, the place is full of chicks\u00e2\u20ac\u009d. As he made his way around the bar every eye seemed to follow him as well as a mood of disgust. Finally he left the Silver Beaver without scoring but feeling scornicated. Etymology:<\/em> scorn (feel or express contempt or derision for) + fornicate (sexual intercourse between non-married partners) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

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Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2010-08-25: 22:08:00<\/em>
Silver Beaver…Dam!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Roameo<\/strong>: \/rome-ee-oh<\/em>\/ He was getting lots of action, but couldn’t find a nice girl to settle down with him. Could it be he was a roameo? He still hoped to hear wedding bells when he took that thirteenth step at Sex Addicts Anonymous. Etymology:<\/em> Romeo (Shakespeare’s doomed lover) + roam (to go from place to place without purpose or direction.) Created by:<\/em> hyperborean.<\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

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Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n. A person who habitually looks for love in the all the wrong places and wonders why it always turns out wrong. v. To look for love in the wrong places. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Paramooer: \/para moo er\/ Elsie was just in the mooed to find a new paramooer. … Continue reading Paramooer: Check your lipstick Madge<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1013"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1013"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1013\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1013"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1013"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1013"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}