{"id":1020,"date":"2010-09-06T12:00:05","date_gmt":"2010-09-06T16:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1020"},"modified":"2010-09-06T12:00:05","modified_gmt":"2010-09-06T16:00:05","slug":"concusstellation-eureka-we-discovered-a-new-galaxy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1020","title":{"rendered":"Concusstellation: Eureka! We discovered a new galaxy!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> The stars, lights and birds that circle your head when you hit it REALLY hard. v.<\/em> To watch the stars that circle your head after impact.<\/p>\n

\"Eureka!<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Concusstellation<\/strong>: \/kon kus stel lay shun<\/em>\/ Brain Injury researchers,Dr. Gene Yuss and his assistant, Dr.Sara Bellum had been working on their thesis that the more often you bonked someone’s cranium, the more stars that they could see. They had even gotten grants from NASA to pursue their concusstellation theory. They worked very hard at hitting each other on the head to test their theory. The only problem with their work was that you could only do it so long before you died or got permanent damage, so we’ll never know what their final findings actually were. No wonder NASA also looks for evidence of intelligent life forms on other planets… Etymology:<\/em> Concussion (injury to the brain caused by a blow) & Constellation (a configuration of stars as seen from the earth)
\n Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2010-09-02: 09:55:00<\/em>
like them all today !<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Batterstargalactica<\/strong>: \/batt ur stahrrr gal ak tik aaaa<\/em>\/ The appearance of batterstar galactica occurred after cosmic amounts of vodka disappeared down the red hole, causing a big bang, usually involving an open cupboard door Etymology:<\/em> battlestar galactica, batter Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

Stupornova<\/strong>: \/sto\u00c5\u008dp\u00c9\u2122rn\u00c5\u008dv\u00c9\u2122<\/em>\/ Ralph\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s baseball team drafted him to fill in as catcher. He didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t completely understand the need to wear a hard helmet along with the mask. He also didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t understand that you shouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t lean forward as a pitch comes in. He now understands, or he will as soon as he comes out of his state of stupornova. Etymology:<\/em> supernova (a star that suddenly increases greatly in brightness because of a catastrophic explosion that ejects most of its mass) + stupor (a state of near-unconsciousness or insensibility) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

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galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2010-09-02: 09:55:00<\/em>
\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2010-09-02: 19:17:00<\/em>
stupornovel word<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Headscope<\/strong>: \/<\/em>\/ Etymology:<\/em> Created by:<\/em> kapnmurphy.<\/p>\n

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Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n. The stars, lights and birds that circle your head when you hit it REALLY hard. v. To watch the stars that circle your head after impact. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Concusstellation: \/kon kus stel lay shun\/ Brain Injury researchers,Dr. Gene Yuss and his assistant, Dr.Sara Bellum had been working … Continue reading Concusstellation: Eureka! We discovered a new galaxy!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1020"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1020"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1020\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1020"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1020"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1020"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}