{"id":1024,"date":"2010-09-10T12:00:06","date_gmt":"2010-09-10T16:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1024"},"modified":"2010-09-10T12:00:06","modified_gmt":"2010-09-10T16:00:06","slug":"resumenial-didnt-you-used-to-be-my-bank-manager","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1024","title":{"rendered":"Resumenial: Didn’t you used to be my Bank Manager?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To deny one’s accomplishments, or minimize one’s abilities in order to obtain a job. n.<\/em> A resume, or list of qualifications, which has been disembellished and disemboweled to meet extremely low job requirements. <\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Resumenial<\/strong>: \/rez\u00c9\u2122m\u00c4\u201cn\u00c4\u201c\u00c9\u2122l<\/em>\/ John had always been fascinated by those guys on the street corner flipping and spinning signs announcing the latest going-out-of-business sale. When his company announced bankruptcy he jumped at the chance to try out for such a job. To do so he had to have his secretary create a resumenial for him, leaving out such details as his MBA and doctorate in finance as well as his years as CEO. The only job experience he listed was part-time dance instructor, a job that helped him get through college some 30 years prior. Unfortunately he was beat out for the job by a former member of The Village People who had a few dance moves of his own. Etymology:<\/em> resume (a brief account of a person\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s education, qualifications, and previous experience, typically sent with a job application) + menial (work) not requiring much skill and lacking prestige) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Crapplication<\/strong>: \/krap lik ay shun<\/em>\/ His crapplication for the tobacco glossed over many of his achievements and qualifications, including one particularly high office which he held and where he had gleaned some experience which may have been of benefit when selling cigars, Etymology:<\/em> application crap Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

Noncomplishments<\/strong>: \/non kom plish ments<\/em>\/ When Bank Manager Mr. Drysdale applied at the fast food restaurant for a part-time job, his resume was full of noncomplishments. His interest in the job was on account of the fact that he’d lost a lot in his bank retirement savings plan. The Assistant Manager who interviewed him after he deposited his application did not trust his resume. It was a wicket lie he knew, but he could hardly teller the truth. He had worked at a Sperm Bank… Etymology:<\/em> Non (negative, not at all) & Accomplishments (achievements, qualifications, abilities acquired by training) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Downpay<\/strong>: \/Down-pay<\/em>\/ Etymology:<\/em> Downplay + pay Created by:<\/em> FreakyDeak.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v. To deny one’s accomplishments, or minimize one’s abilities in order to obtain a job. n. A resume, or list of qualifications, which has been disembellished and disemboweled to meet extremely low job requirements. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Resumenial: \/rez\u00c9\u2122m\u00c4\u201cn\u00c4\u201c\u00c9\u2122l\/ John had always been fascinated by those guys on the … Continue reading Resumenial: Didn’t you used to be my Bank Manager?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1024"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1024"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1024\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1024"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1024"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1024"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}