{"id":1025,"date":"2010-09-13T12:00:05","date_gmt":"2010-09-13T16:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1025"},"modified":"2010-09-13T12:00:05","modified_gmt":"2010-09-13T16:00:05","slug":"damprune-i-just-cant-relax-in-the-shower","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1025","title":{"rendered":"Damprune: I just can&#8217;t relax in the shower"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em>  To take a really long, relaxing, shower; so long in fact, that you loose concept of time.  <em>n.<\/em> A prolonged shower that uses up a whole tank of hot water and leaves the bather looking like a boiled raisin.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/spray.gif\" alt=\"I just can't relax in the shower\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Damprune<\/strong>:  \/<em>dampro\u00c5\u008dn<\/em>\/ Jeremy was told that a hot shower can give your skin a fresh healthy look. After overdoing it for nearly an hour his new look is more like a damprune. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  damp (slightly wet) + damn + prune (a plum preserved by drying, having a black, wrinkled appearance) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Scrublutions<\/strong>:  \/<em>skrub loo shuns<\/em>\/ When Dr. Who does his scrublutions, he does so in his shower cabinet that looks like a red British phone booth. He calls it his Tardishower.  By the time he is finished washing every part of him and then some,over and over,he has crossed into another time and dimension. This is how he makes a clean getaway&#8230; <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Scrub (wash thoroughly;the act of cleaning a surface by rubbing it with a brush and soap and water) &amp; Ablutions (ritual washing) TARDIS (acronym for Dr.Who&#8217;s travel chamber&#8230;Time And Relative Dimensions in Space) <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dipvanwrinkle<\/strong>:  \/<em>dip van rink el<\/em>\/ Her dipvanwrinkle on her wedding night lasted so long that when she reappeared, the honeymoon was over. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  dip, wrinkle, rip van winkle <em>Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Dipvanwrinkle:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=artr\">artr<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2010-09-10: 13:22:00<\/em> <br \/>Nice!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=spray\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=spray<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To take a really long, relaxing, shower; so long in fact, that you loose concept of time. n. A prolonged shower that uses up a whole tank of hot water and leaves the bather looking like a boiled raisin. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Damprune: \/dampro\u00c5\u008dn\/ Jeremy was told that &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1025\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Damprune: I just can&#8217;t relax in the shower<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1025"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1025"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1025\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1025"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1025"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}