{"id":1027,"date":"2010-09-15T12:00:07","date_gmt":"2010-09-15T16:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1027"},"modified":"2010-09-15T12:00:07","modified_gmt":"2010-09-15T16:00:07","slug":"antinom-but-i-dont-want-my-hamburger-in-a-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1027","title":{"rendered":"Antinom: But I don&#8217;t want my hamburger in a car"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em> To ignore conventional wisdom and traffic rules by walking in areas normally restricted to motor vehicles. <em>n.<\/em> An aggressive pedestrian who feels it is their god-given right to walk in the middle of the road. <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/thru.gif\" alt=\"But I don't want my hamburger in a car\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Antinom<\/strong>:  \/<em>Anti-nawm<\/em>\/ The boy antinomed the do not walk sign. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  anti- against. nom- law, rule <em>Created by:<\/em> Jacobo.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pestestrian<\/strong>:  \/<em>pestestr\u00c4\u201c\u00c9\u2122n<\/em>\/ Motorists get angry enough when another driver does something stupid that backs traffic up. They really get steamed when a self-important pestestrian with an I-dare-you-to-hit-me attitude decides to cross the street in the middle of the block.   <em>Etymology:<\/em>  pest (an annoying person or thing; a nuisance) + pedestrian (a person walking along a road or in a developed area) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Pestestrian:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=galwaywegian\">galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2010-09-13: 06:08:00<\/em> <br \/>nice<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Deadestrian<\/strong>:  \/<em>ded est reee an<\/em>\/ the deadestrian must have been an outofhisheadestrian to try crossing there. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  pedestrian dead <em>Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Antisophy<\/strong>:  \/<em>An-ti-sof-ee<\/em>\/ As the pedestrian was doing many Antisophy tasks, a burglar came up to him and shanked him.  <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Anti- against<br \/>\n-sophy &#8211; wise <em>Created by:<\/em> brocknem.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Antisophy:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=brocknem\">brocknem<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2010-09-13: 12:30:00<\/em> <br \/>wooowww im quite shocked to be honest with you. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=thru\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=thru<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To ignore conventional wisdom and traffic rules by walking in areas normally restricted to motor vehicles. n. An aggressive pedestrian who feels it is their god-given right to walk in the middle of the road. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Antinom: \/Anti-nawm\/ The boy antinomed the do not walk sign. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1027\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Antinom: But I don&#8217;t want my hamburger in a car<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1027"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1027"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1027\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1027"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1027"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1027"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}