{"id":1028,"date":"2010-09-16T12:00:05","date_gmt":"2010-09-16T16:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1028"},"modified":"2010-09-16T12:00:05","modified_gmt":"2010-09-16T16:00:05","slug":"impatientitis-but-doctor-this-is-an-emergency","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1028","title":{"rendered":"Impatientitis: But Doctor, this is an emergency!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em> To wait patiently, or perhaps not, for a little bit of medical attention and hopefully some relief from what ails you. <em>n.<\/em> A person who is sick, and tired, and waiting for medical care.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/turn.gif\" alt=\"But Doctor, this is an emergency!\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Impatientitis<\/strong>:  \/<em>imp\u00c4\u0081sh\u00c9\u2122nt\u00c4\u00abtis<\/em>\/ The emergency room was packed with customers with afflictions ranging from mild to catastrophic. The loudest however was the one with a major case of impatientitis displaying raging symptoms of menow-menow. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  impatirnt (having or showing a tendency to be quickly irritated or provoked) + itis (suffix used for forming names of inflammatory diseases) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ticktoxic<\/strong>:  \/<em>tik tok sik<\/em>\/ her condition went from toxic to ticktoxic in the space of eight hours <em>Etymology:<\/em>  toxic tick tock <em>Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=turn\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=turn<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To wait patiently, or perhaps not, for a little bit of medical attention and hopefully some relief from what ails you. n. A person who is sick, and tired, and waiting for medical care. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Impatientitis: \/imp\u00c4\u0081sh\u00c9\u2122nt\u00c4\u00abtis\/ The emergency room was packed with customers with afflictions &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1028\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Impatientitis: But Doctor, this is an emergency!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1028"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1028"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1028\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1028"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1028"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1028"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}