{"id":1031,"date":"2010-09-21T12:00:10","date_gmt":"2010-09-21T16:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1031"},"modified":"2010-09-21T12:00:10","modified_gmt":"2010-09-21T16:00:10","slug":"funishment-i-thought-youd-want-a-head-on-a-platter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1031","title":{"rendered":"Funishment: I thought you&#8217;d want a head on a platter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em> A punishment which does not fit crime. <em>v.<\/em> To assign a punishment which is bizarrely inappropriate, and seems totally unrelated to the crime which has been committed. <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/punished.gif\" alt=\"I thought you'd want a head on a platter\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Funishment<\/strong>:  \/<em>f\u00c9\u2122nishm\u00c9\u2122nt<\/em>\/ When the starlet got caught for the fifth time her funishment was very severe. She was sentenced to 30 days in frizzon \u00e2\u20ac\u201d that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s right, she was locked up in a place that didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have proper hair products. She could do nothing but throw on a scarf, dark sunglasses and steer clear of places where paparazzi might catch a glimpse. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  fun (enjoyment, amusement, or lighthearted pleasure) + punishment (the infliction or imposition of a penalty as retribution for an offense) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Funishment:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=galwaywegian\">galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2010-09-17: 08:16:00<\/em> <br \/>was just about to write that down \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Nonsentence<\/strong>:  \/<em>nohn sen tensss<\/em>\/ the judge told the pervert that he would have to wash miss jones&#8217; underwear for a year. complete and utter nonsentence <em>Etymology:<\/em>  sentence, nonsense <em>Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ojsimpsoned<\/strong>:  \/<em>o.j. simpsoned<\/em>\/ o my gosh, I was so o.j. simpsoned for dating becky&#8217;s mom. <em>Etymology:<\/em>   o.j. simpson <em>Created by:<\/em> whazat29.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Higohoamercement<\/strong>:  \/<em>(Hig-o-hom\u00c9\u2122r-sm\u00c9\u2122nt);Hig-hi-hoa-merce-ment<\/em>\/ John was sentenced to pay a fine of fifteen thousand dollars for speeding; however the judge ruled this hig\u00c5\u008dh\u00c5\u008damercement as unconstitutional.  <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Orgin:Hig\u00c5\u008dh\u00c5\u008d(Japanese romaji), adjectival noun. Illegal; Unlawful.<\/p>\n<p>Amercement, noun. To punish by a fine whose amount is fixed by the court.<br \/>\n <em>Created by:<\/em> RightOnTheWin.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=punished\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=punished<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n. A punishment which does not fit crime. v. To assign a punishment which is bizarrely inappropriate, and seems totally unrelated to the crime which has been committed. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Funishment: \/f\u00c9\u2122nishm\u00c9\u2122nt\/ When the starlet got caught for the fifth time her funishment was very severe. She was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1031\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Funishment: I thought you&#8217;d want a head on a platter<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1031"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1031"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1031\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1031"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}