{"id":1041,"date":"2010-10-05T12:00:11","date_gmt":"2010-10-05T16:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1041"},"modified":"2010-10-05T12:00:11","modified_gmt":"2010-10-05T16:00:11","slug":"rampet-how-could-she-bring-him-without-a-leash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1041","title":{"rendered":"Rampet: How could she bring him without a leash."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em> An unleashed pet (or boyfriend) which is running amuck, chasing cars, eating garbage, and jumping on innocent bystanders. <em>v.<\/em> To unleash your pet and let him or her run wild.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/behave.gif\" alt=\"How could she bring him without a leash.\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Rampet<\/strong>:  \/<em>ramp\u00c9\u2122t<\/em>\/ Joan almost hated to get an invitation to a party. She knows her boyfriend will have a bit too much to drink and act like a fool. His rampet behavior may be funny to some but they don&#8217;t have to clean up the mess he makes. Smacking him with a rolled-up newspaper only works for a short while. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  rampant (violent or unrestrained in action or performance) + pet (a domestic or tamed animal or bird kept for companionship or pleasure) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dumbesthickhated<\/strong>:  \/<em>dum esth ik ay ted<\/em>\/ Unfortunately her boyfriend proved to be completely dumbesthickhated. she would have dumped him ages ago if he didn&#8217;t have more useful animal instincts. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  domesticated, dumbest thick hated <em>Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Obsloviate<\/strong>:  \/<em>n: ob-SLAW-vee-it<br \/>\nv: ob-SLAW-vee-ate<\/em>\/ Because Mary&#8217;s obsloviate of a boyfriend made such a racket, the police had to shut down the party. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Derived from &#8220;obnoxious&#8221; and &#8220;slob&#8221;. <em>Created by:<\/em> BookWorm579.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Anarchipal<\/strong>:  \/<em>ann-are-kick-pal<\/em>\/ Mae brought her anarchipal Jules to the corn roast on Saturday.  It probably was the worst place to bring him, ever since he found the garbage bin, he wouldn&#8217;t stop prancing around while making lude gestures with the eaten cobs of corn.  <em>Etymology:<\/em>  anarchic + pal (buddy) <em>Created by:<\/em> remistram.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=behave\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=behave<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n. An unleashed pet (or boyfriend) which is running amuck, chasing cars, eating garbage, and jumping on innocent bystanders. v. To unleash your pet and let him or her run wild. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Rampet: \/ramp\u00c9\u2122t\/ Joan almost hated to get an invitation to a party. She knows her &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1041\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Rampet: How could she bring him without a leash.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1041"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1041"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1041\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1041"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1041"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1041"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}