{"id":1053,"date":"2010-10-21T12:00:09","date_gmt":"2010-10-21T16:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1053"},"modified":"2010-10-21T12:00:09","modified_gmt":"2010-10-21T16:00:09","slug":"blotus-omigod-shes-goosing-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1053","title":{"rendered":"Blotus: Omigod! She’s goosing me!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To gasp and go rigid with shock when someone unexpectedly hugs you. n.<\/em> The gasping sound, and associated rigid body reaction, which a person who is “not comfortable with physical intimacy”, emits when they are unexpectedly hugged. <\/p>\n

\"Omigod!<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Blotus<\/strong>: \/blo tus<\/em>\/ When the photo op presented itself for the first meeting between Queen Elizabeth 11 and Michelle Obama,at Buckingham Palace, after the G20 Conference, the Queen let out a blotus. When asked later how she felt after recovering from the encounter, Her Majesty said in her usual dead-pan manner, “We were touched!” Etymology:<\/em> Blow (gasp;forceful exhalation through the nose or mouth) & FLOTUS (acronym for First Lady Of The United States…used by her Secret Service detail and itinerary planners) Naturally her spouse is called POTUS, but that is a whole nother story… Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Asskew<\/strong>: \/ass kew<\/em>\/ Her emotions went asskew.what should one do Etymology:<\/em> askew, ass Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

Bumfounded<\/strong>: \/b\u00c9\u2122mfounded<\/em>\/ When the hug accidentally slid south the Queen was bumfounded. Etymology:<\/em> bum (bottom) dumbfounded (greatly astonish or amaze) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Bumfounded:<\/strong><\/p>\n

galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2010-10-19: 09:36:00<\/em>
genius \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Whecuddleeze<\/strong>: \/we-cudd-ul-eeze<\/em>\/ She tried not to whecuddleeze when he grabbed her on the trapeze with the greatest of ease. Etymology:<\/em> wheeze + cuddle Created by:<\/em> remistram.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Whecuddleeze:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2010-10-19: 23:46:00<\/em>
What a tease!<\/p>\n

remistram<\/a><\/strong>, 2010-10-20: 09:33:00<\/em>
oh please!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

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James<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v. To gasp and go rigid with shock when someone unexpectedly hugs you. n. The gasping sound, and associated rigid body reaction, which a person who is “not comfortable with physical intimacy”, emits when they are unexpectedly hugged. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Blotus: \/blo tus\/ When the photo op presented … Continue reading Blotus: Omigod! She’s goosing me!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1053"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1053"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1053\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1053"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1053"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1053"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}