{"id":1058,"date":"2010-10-28T12:00:08","date_gmt":"2010-10-28T16:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1058"},"modified":"2010-10-28T12:00:08","modified_gmt":"2010-10-28T16:00:08","slug":"storgetful-did-you-put-the-groceries-in-the-trunk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1058","title":{"rendered":"Storgetful: Did you put the groceries in the trunk?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To go to the store and buy something, but then to forget to bring it home. n.<\/em> A person who forgets what they bought — until the credit card bill comes in.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Storgetful<\/strong>: \/st\u00c3\u00b4rgetf\u00c9\u2122l<\/em>\/ Often Ralph would be so intent on the transaction of buying something that he would be storgetful and neglect bringing his purchase home. He insists that it has nothing to do with the amount of weed consumed during his college days, whatever college that was. Etymology:<\/em> store (a retail establishment selling items to the public) + forgetful (apt or likely not to remember) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Omitsionary<\/strong>: \/oh mit shun ayr ree<\/em>\/ When Domino sent James to the store for groceries or on other errands, she did it out of desperation and was always afraid of what he’d bring home. Armed with a list, James pretended he was a spy sent out on a dangerous mission. Of course, he chewed up and swallowed the list in case it fell into enemy hands. Then he’d use some oblique word association game to remember his list. If ice cream was on the list, he’d buy cones instead; if coffee filters were listed, he’d buy vacuum filters;jam became ham;grapes became crepes;etc. Domino found James to be an omitsionary when it came to shopping…they certainly had some strange meals. She now thinks this is all a ploy to get him out of doing the grocery shopping…she may be onto something! Etymology:<\/em> Omit (forget;leave undone) & Missionary (someone sent on a mission) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Negoodsglect<\/strong>: \/na-goods-glekt<\/em>\/ When Hugh negoodsglected he felt as though he was offering charity to the needy and downtrodden. Things reached a crucial point, however, when he left his expensive poodle at the pet store and his new born baby daughter at the hospital. Etymology:<\/em> neglect + goods (as in items, wares) Created by:<\/em> remistram.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v. To go to the store and buy something, but then to forget to bring it home. n. A person who forgets what they bought — until the credit card bill comes in. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Storgetful: \/st\u00c3\u00b4rgetf\u00c9\u2122l\/ Often Ralph would be so intent on the transaction of buying … Continue reading Storgetful: Did you put the groceries in the trunk?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1058"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1058"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1058\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1058"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1058"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1058"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}