{"id":1067,"date":"2010-11-08T12:00:12","date_gmt":"2010-11-08T17:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1067"},"modified":"2010-11-08T12:00:12","modified_gmt":"2010-11-08T17:00:12","slug":"universillness-dont-get-too-close-it-might-be-contagious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1067","title":{"rendered":"Universillness: Don’t get too close. It might be contagious…"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> A sick planet which has a cold, a fever, and some kind of weird infection. v.<\/em> To be worried sick about the health of the planet, because you know the problem is really the people.<\/p>\n

\"Don't<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Universillness<\/strong>: \/yo\u00c5\u008dn\u00c9\u2122v\u00c9\u2122rsilnis<\/em>\/ The citizens of Mars have voted to study the science of moving their planet to another solar system to get away from the universillness called Earth. Etymology:<\/em> universe\/universal (all existing matter and space considered as a whole; the cosmos) + illness (a disease or period of sickness affecting the body or mind) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Galaxative<\/strong>: \/gal ax a tiv<\/em>\/ Old Mother Earth had been long been in a constipative state when it came to ridding her heavenly body of toxins. Some Earthlings feared that it was getting too late to give her a galaxative to rid herself of the cosmic damage inflicted by her inhabitants. Etymology:<\/em> Galaxy ((astronomy) a collection of star systems; any of the billions of systems each having many stars and nebulae and dust) & Laxative (a mild cathartic;stimulating evacuation)
\n Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Galaxative:<\/strong><\/p>\n

galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2010-11-04: 04:29:00<\/em>
stellar!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Deglobecay<\/strong>: \/dee-globe-kay<\/em>\/ The rotting stench of Earth’s deglobecay could be detected by foreign beings high up in the stratosphere. So much so that they created a Febreeze spray bottle the size of Pluto. Etymology:<\/em> decay (sick & rotting) + globe (planet) Created by:<\/em> remistram.<\/p>\n

Urachoonus<\/strong>: \/U R ACHEW NUS<\/em>\/ It looks like a nice place to visit, but the Urachoonus is getting to the breaking point down there. Etymology:<\/em> Uranus + A Sneeze Created by:<\/em> idavecook.<\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=earth<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n. A sick planet which has a cold, a fever, and some kind of weird infection. v. To be worried sick about the health of the planet, because you know the problem is really the people. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Universillness: \/yo\u00c5\u008dn\u00c9\u2122v\u00c9\u2122rsilnis\/ The citizens of Mars have voted to study … Continue reading Universillness: Don’t get too close. It might be contagious…<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1067"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1067"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1067\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1067"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1067"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1067"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}