{"id":1070,"date":"2010-11-11T12:00:12","date_gmt":"2010-11-11T17:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1070"},"modified":"2010-11-11T12:00:12","modified_gmt":"2010-11-11T17:00:12","slug":"fadmonishun-you-got-the-tattoo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1070","title":{"rendered":"Fadmonishun: You got the tattoo!?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> Advice which is asked for, considered, and then promptly forgotten — until it is too late. v.<\/em> To ask for, listen to, and then reject or ignore advice.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Fadmonishun<\/strong>: \/fad mon i shun<\/em>\/ Betsy had asked her aging old hipster dude of a Dad as to whether or not she should get a tattoo. He told her to learn from his misspent youth and forget about putting graffiti on her body. His fadmonition clearly fell on deaf ears. She returned home with a large tattoo of Justin Bieber’s initials on her arm. Dad advised her the whole story about his tattoos. He too had honored his favourite bands with tattoos. KISS on his ring fingers;THE KINKS at the nape of his neck;SPINAL TAP on his backbone;ABBAdomen on his stomach;THE STONES you-know-where and just above his heart, GERRY & THE PACEMAKERS. Etymology:<\/em> Fad (an interest followed with exaggerated zeal;popular trend) & Admonition (cautionary advice about something imminent (especially imminent danger);a firm rebuke)& Shun (ignore;avoid and stay away from deliberately; stay clear of) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Badvice<\/strong>: \/badv\u00c4\u00abs<\/em>\/ Jill would often seek out her uncles\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s badvice, knowing that she was on the right track if she did the opposite. To date her best reversal was to invest in this quirky little company called Apple who her uncle said would never amount to anything. Etymology:<\/em> bad (of poor quality; inferior or defective) + advice (guidance or recommendations concerning prudent future action, typically given by someone regarded as knowledgeable or authoritative) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Solicadvicevade<\/strong>: \/sol-iss-add-vice-eh-vayde<\/em>\/ “Do as I say not as I do, you have solicadvicevaded me all your life young lady – now scrape that Jonas Brothers tattoo off right now – here is my belt sander!!” Etymology:<\/em> solicit (as in request or seek) + advice (suggestion) + evade (as in avoid or ignore) Created by:<\/em> remistram.<\/p>\n

Counsellerr<\/strong>: \/kown sel ur<\/em>\/ her mother was the ultimate counseller and she was the ultimate counsellerr Etymology:<\/em> counsellerr=receive counsel and err any way Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n. Advice which is asked for, considered, and then promptly forgotten — until it is too late. v. To ask for, listen to, and then reject or ignore advice. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Fadmonishun: \/fad mon i shun\/ Betsy had asked her aging old hipster dude of a Dad as … Continue reading Fadmonishun: You got the tattoo!?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1070"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1070"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1070\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}