{"id":1071,"date":"2010-11-12T12:00:12","date_gmt":"2010-11-12T17:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1071"},"modified":"2010-11-12T12:00:12","modified_gmt":"2010-11-12T17:00:12","slug":"prematuration-please-do-not-tell-other-people-that-i-am-your-love-puppy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1071","title":{"rendered":"Prematuration: Please do not tell other people that I am your love puppy"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> A reprimand, usually given to a “significant other”, for improper labeling of the relationship. v.<\/em> To scold someone for incorrectly describing, at least from your point of view, the state your personal relationship.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Prematuration<\/strong>: \/PREE MAT CHOUR ATION<\/em>\/ Boy, get your prematurated ass out of my face! Don’t go jumpin’ the gun, I’m, not even sure if I’m that into you. Etymology:<\/em> Premature ejaculation and that fuzzy feeling you get when the sex was really good last night. Created by:<\/em> idavecook.<\/p>\n

Beratemate<\/strong>: \/bee-rate-mate<\/em>\/ At their very own wedding why did she still continue to beratemate him? Etymology:<\/em> berate (as in scold) + mate (partner) Created by:<\/em> remistram.<\/p>\n

Lovechide<\/strong>: \/luv chyde<\/em>\/ When Dwayne was heard by Dahlia to be calling her “his old lady” in front of his poker buddies, she was livid. She had made him a lovely home, gave him 2 beautiful kids and helped by doing the books for his car repair business. She had no choice but to give him a lovechide, before he was ordered to sleep on the couch and ponder how he could make it up to her. Etymology:<\/em> Love (a beloved person; used as terms of endearment)& Chide (censure severely or angrily) & Wordplay on Lovechild (the illegitimate offspring of unmarried parents)<\/p>\n

Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2010-11-10: 13:45:00<\/em>
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Berationship<\/strong>: \/bir\u00c4\u0081sh\u00c9\u2122nship<\/em>\/ Every time he expressed affection, she would detail his foibles. Theirs was less of a relationship and more of a berationship. Etymology:<\/em> berate (scold or criticize angrily) + relationship (the way in which two or more concepts, objects, or people are connected, or the state of being connected) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

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galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2010-11-10: 13:46:00<\/em>
best of the day<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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James<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n. A reprimand, usually given to a “significant other”, for improper labeling of the relationship. v. To scold someone for incorrectly describing, at least from your point of view, the state your personal relationship. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Prematuration: \/PREE MAT CHOUR ATION\/ Boy, get your prematurated ass out of … Continue reading Prematuration: Please do not tell other people that I am your love puppy<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1071"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1071"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1071\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1071"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1071"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1071"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}