{"id":108,"date":"2007-06-14T23:59:48","date_gmt":"2007-06-15T03:59:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=108"},"modified":"2007-06-14T23:59:48","modified_gmt":"2007-06-15T03:59:48","slug":"jennifer-youve-changed-your-hairstyle-i-like-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=108","title":{"rendered":"Jennifer? You’ve changed your hairstyle! I like it!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v. tr.<\/em> To seek approval from your boss by emulating their style, mannerisms or affectations. n.<\/em> A person who uses such techniques to win favor.<\/font><\/p>\n

\"Jennifer?<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Ingratiape<\/strong>: \/in-gray-si-aip<\/em>\/ Ms. York was able to photocopy her fundament on “letter” at the office party, while Susan had to switch to “legal”, undermining her ongoing efforts to ingratiape herself with her supervisor. Etymology:<\/em> ingratiate + ape (copy) Created by:<\/em> administraitor.<\/font><\/p>\n

Doppelmanager<\/strong>: \/dah-puhl-man-a-jer<\/em>\/ All butt-kissing and other adminitraits aside, when Bob showed up sporting the same Rocky and Bullwinkle tie that the boss wore, it was readily apparent that he had become a doppelmanager destined for the Borg room. Simpresarios always wound up as directums. Etymology:<\/em> doppelganger, manager Created by:<\/em> purpleartichokes.<\/font><\/p>\n

Suckcessor<\/strong>: \/successor<\/em>\/ Tina is now a consultant on suckcession planning. She has a wealth of experience in career advancement through the judicious use plastic surgery and the less intrusive techniques of mimicry and style adoption. Etymology:<\/em> suck up to + successor Created by:<\/em> petaj.<\/font><\/p>\n

Panderox<\/strong>: \/pan-der-ox<\/em>\/ With a vice-president position available, individuals being considered for the position panderox the boss at every possible opportunity. The secretaries have a chart keeping track of who is the biggest panderoxing fool. Etymology:<\/em> pander + xerox Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n

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