{"id":1086,"date":"2010-12-02T12:00:13","date_gmt":"2010-12-02T17:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1086"},"modified":"2010-12-02T12:00:13","modified_gmt":"2010-12-02T17:00:13","slug":"fantaseek-i-wish-that-girl-would-talk-to-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1086","title":{"rendered":"Fantaseek: I wish that girl would talk to me…"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To get what you wished for, but not exactly what you wanted. n.<\/em> A wish come true that’s a total let down.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Fantaseek<\/strong>: \/fan tass eeek<\/em>\/ The fantasy became a fantaseek when he tried to undo the bobbles on her bikini bottoms and found that they weren’t bobbles Etymology:<\/em> fantasy, eek Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

Disdreamay<\/strong>: \/diss-dreem-may<\/em>\/ She couldn’t wait to get her new Ken doll for Christmas but suffered much disdreamay when she discovered that he had plastic hair and not flowing real hair like Barbie. Etymology:<\/em> dismay (thwarted, disappointed) + dream (wish, hope) Created by:<\/em> remistram.<\/p>\n

Genieatall<\/strong>: \/jee nee at all<\/em>\/ Norbert was one smart, shy dude, but the ladies viewed him as a geek. One day he found a brass lamp and imagining himself to be Alladin, he rubbed it. A big blue genie floated out of the lamp and told Norbert he could have 3 wishes. Norbert’s first wish was to look handsome, but have dark curly hair. Poof he got his wish. His second request was to be able to sing well and play the guitar…Poof, he became musical! His third wish was to have a sense of humour, so that he could talk to the ladies. Poof, he developed a ribald, ascerbic wit! He was so delighted that he went up to the first gorgeous girl he saw and started chatting her up. She reeled back in horror and said, “You’re Weird Al Yankovic and you are way too old for me!” Norbert picked up the now vacant lamp and cursed it! “You’re no genieatall and why are those Candid Camera people following me?” Etymology:<\/em> Genie (a spirit who lives in a lamp. The one who finds it rubs the lamp and gets 3 wishes, before the spirit can be freed from the lamp.) & At All (in the slightest degree or in any respect) Also wordplay on genital (of the sex organs) to which many wishes allude… Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Wishysquashy<\/strong>: \/wish\u00c4\u201cskw\u00c3\u00a4sh\u00c4\u201c<\/em>\/ Wendel and Joanne are almost a perfect couple. Every time he presents one of his wishywashy ideas she is all too willing to give it a wishysquashy treatment. Should he ask for a back rub, she will give him one that leaves him with such a backache that he wishes he had never asked. Etymology:<\/em> wishy-washy (feeble or insipid in quality or character; lacking strength or boldness) + squash (firmly reject) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v. To get what you wished for, but not exactly what you wanted. n. A wish come true that’s a total let down. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Fantaseek: \/fan tass eeek\/ The fantasy became a fantaseek when he tried to undo the bobbles on her bikini bottoms and found that … Continue reading Fantaseek: I wish that girl would talk to me…<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1086"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1086"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1086\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1086"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1086"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1086"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}