{"id":11,"date":"2007-03-08T15:56:44","date_gmt":"2007-03-08T19:56:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=11"},"modified":"2007-03-31T16:28:41","modified_gmt":"2007-03-31T20:28:41","slug":"the-toast-fell-butter-side-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=11","title":{"rendered":"The toast fell butter-side down."},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> The feeling you get when fate plays a stupid little trick on you, just to remind you that life isn’t fair.<\/font><\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Destinyschide<\/strong>: \/dess-tun-eez-chide<\/em>\/ every week he bought a lottery ticket..except this week… and as he watched his numbers come up he was filled with a sense of destinyschide Etymology:<\/em> chide, destinys child Created by:<\/em> rikboyee.<\/font><\/p>\n

Karmosity<\/strong>: \/karm-os-ity<\/em>\/ I’m filled with karmosity when I drop a coin and it rolls into the sewer, the bread lands peanut butter side down, or the milk I just bought is sour. Etymology:<\/em> karma + animosity Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n

Randumb<\/strong>: \/ran dum<\/em>\/ these randumb events were beginning to sow seeds of doubt about her ever having her own broadcasting corporation by the age of thirty Etymology:<\/em> random, dumb Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/font><\/p>\n

Humilifated<\/strong>: \/rhymes with humiliated<\/em>\/ Carole was humilifated by the continuing mishaps that plagued her. Etymology:<\/em> humiliate (to cause a painful loss of dignity) + fate (destiny) Created by:<\/em> petaj.<\/font><\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: The feeling you get when fate plays a stupid little trick on you, just to remind you that life isn’t fair. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Destinyschide: \/dess-tun-eez-chide\/ every week he bought a lottery ticket..except this week… and as he watched his numbers come up he was filled with a sense … Continue reading The toast fell butter-side down.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}