{"id":110,"date":"2007-06-18T01:46:09","date_gmt":"2007-06-18T05:46:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=110"},"modified":"2007-06-18T01:57:34","modified_gmt":"2007-06-18T05:57:34","slug":"verbotoweek-purpleartichokes-the-office-politician","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=110","title":{"rendered":"Verbotoweek: purpleartichokes – The Office Politician"},"content":{"rendered":"

purpleartichokes<\/a> verboticizes her office experience into victory this week winning a signed copy of Timothy Johnson’s newest book GUST: The \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Tale\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Wind of Office Politics. She is obviosly an expert at carrying around a slackcessory<\/a> to get out of doing any work and is employed by a condemnagog<\/a>. Congratulations purpleartichokes!!! And thanks to Timoth Johnson for playing along!<\/p>\n

Congratulations to all!<\/p>\n

See the final results here:
\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomists.php?week=2007-06-11 <\/a><\/p>\n

A Quick Review of the Top Five Words Each Day Last Week:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Monday – ‘the dread you feel when your boss storms past unfinished work on your desk’<\/strong>
\n1. intraypidation 29
\n2. allayoffment 26
\n3. deskapism 23
\n4. heebiemanageebies 20
\n5. stressurerush 20<\/p>\n

Tuesday – ‘to exercise power through personal insults, while pretending to offer encouragement’<\/strong>
\n1. condemnagog
\n2. mockliment
\n3. demeanager
\n4. goaddigger
\n5. humiliaid<\/p>\n

Wednesday – ‘A prop used to create the illusion of busyness’<\/strong>
\n1. slackcessory
\n2. industricators
\n3. evidiligence
\n4. phantofiles
\n5. maskqueraid<\/p>\n

Thursday – ‘To seek approval from your boss by emulating their style’<\/strong>
\n1. ingratiape
\n2. suckcessor
\n3. doppelmanager
\n4. panderox
\n5. brownposer<\/p>\n

Friday – ‘To complain and complain about a problem without ever taking action to correct it’<\/strong><\/p>\n

1. grouchpotato<\/a> 29
\n2. whinertia<\/a> 20
\n3. longwhineded<\/a> 20
\n4. deridleness<\/a> 17
\n5. inirktion<\/a> 17<\/p>\n

Verbantering<\/strong>
\nComments: Longwhineded<\/a><\/p>\n

galwaywegian – 2007-06-15: 07:46:00
\na real whinner!<\/p>\n

Stevenson0 – 2007-06-15: 08:17:00
\n‘The long and whined road’…..sing along Purple!<\/p>\n

purpleartichokes – 2007-06-15: 08:37:00
\nThat’s it! I’m taking my words and going home… home, where my thought’s escaping… Arrrgh!! I may have to commit songicide.<\/p>\n

grasshopper – 2007-06-15: 11:41:00
\nYa’ll are just freaky funny!<\/p>\n

AJR55 – 2007-06-15: 12:08:00
\nexcellent!<\/p>\n

Clayton – 2007-06-15: 19:46:00
\nHey, you guys are doing songs now? What about “Red, Red Whine”? “I Walk the Whine”? “Whine in the Coconut”? “Tom’s Whiner”? “Sweet Child O’Whine”?<\/p>\n

petaj – 2007-06-15: 21:29:00
\nHe was a whine lover of long standing and had just been voted in as president of the whine appreciation club. His campaign was based on a platform of clarety of purpose and he won over the the members when he sangria non by Fleetwood Mac. He ros\u00c3\u00a9 to the occasion and showed his sparkling wit. It was an oakay performance.<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky – 2007-06-16: 00:02:00
\nJeremiah was a bull frog. Was a good friend of mine. Never understood a single word he said, but he always had some mighty fine whine<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

You blingbling observer<\/p>\n

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