{"id":1103,"date":"2010-12-24T12:00:13","date_gmt":"2010-12-24T17:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1103"},"modified":"2010-12-24T12:00:13","modified_gmt":"2010-12-24T17:00:13","slug":"wrapsofree-i-bet-you-wrapped-this-all-by-yourself-didnt-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1103","title":{"rendered":"Wrapsofree: I bet you wrapped this all by yourself, didn&#8217;t you?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em>, To receive a gift covered in previously used wrap. <em>n.<\/em>, Recycled gift-wrap, may or may not suit the occasion.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/wrapped.gif\" alt=\"I bet you wrapped this all by yourself, didn't you?\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Wrapsofree<\/strong>:  \/<em>rap so free<\/em>\/ Her Christmas rhapsody turned to crapsody when her chapsody&#8217;s gift came wrapped in old magazine pages. Colorful as they were, she knew he&#8217;d never paid for a magazine in his life, so this gift was done up in wrapsofree. His gift to her from the Gapsody would have been better received if he had not stolen pages from his Dadsody&#8217;s stash of Playboys. For that he got a slapsody, after which he needed a napsody! <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Wrap (covering on a gift) &amp; So Free (no cost), wordplay on rhapsody&#8230;which this is not! <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Wrapsofree:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=remistram\">remistram<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2010-12-22: 10:11:00<\/em> <br \/>hilarious! <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Regenwraperate<\/strong>:  \/<em>ree-jen-rap-er-ate<\/em>\/ He thought he&#8217;d regenwraperate the 20 year old Christmas afghan that his aunt crocheted for him would make a great wrapping for the cookies and fruitcake to give to his girlfriend, minus the dog hair of course. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  regenerate (to breathe new life into, renew, restore) + wrap (to cover in fancy paper) <em>Created by:<\/em> remistram.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=wrapped\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=wrapped<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v., To receive a gift covered in previously used wrap. n., Recycled gift-wrap, may or may not suit the occasion. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Wrapsofree: \/rap so free\/ Her Christmas rhapsody turned to crapsody when her chapsody&#8217;s gift came wrapped in old magazine pages. Colorful as they were, she knew &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1103\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Wrapsofree: I bet you wrapped this all by yourself, didn&#8217;t you?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1103"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1103"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1103\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}