{"id":1107,"date":"2010-12-30T12:00:12","date_gmt":"2010-12-30T17:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1107"},"modified":"2010-12-30T12:00:12","modified_gmt":"2010-12-30T17:00:12","slug":"diallog-ill-drop-him-at-the-vets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1107","title":{"rendered":"Diallog: I&#8217;ll drop him at the vets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em> A conclusion or an assumption developed after careful listening to, and analysis of one-half of a telephone conversation. <em>v.<\/em> To listen to one-half of a telephone conversation.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/half.gif\" alt=\"I'll drop him at the vets\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Diallog<\/strong>:  \/<em>dy al log<\/em>\/ Eddie knew by the diallog that his wife Pat was having on the phone that they had already been selected for a free Bahamas cruise. Okay, all they had to do was pay for their airfare and expenses to fly from home to Miami and they would be liable for their hotel room and all other costs, but they had won a free trip!! I mean, how often could that happen??? <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Dial (what used to be on telephones) &amp; log (a record of messages sent or received), Wordplay on Dialogue (a conversation between two persons)<br \/>\n  <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Onedering<\/strong>:  \/<em>wun-duh-ring<\/em>\/ Whenever she rang her ex, Paul would hover behind her, obsessively onedering what they were talking about. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  one + wonder + ring (to call)  <em>Created by:<\/em> Carla.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Oneversation<\/strong>:  \/<em>w\u00c9\u2122nv\u00c9\u2122rs\u00c4\u0081sh\u00c9\u2122n<\/em>\/ According to the oneversation Jill was either planning a surprise party for her friend Nicky or the covert overthrow of Nicaragua though the latter would seem less complicated. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  one (the lowest cardinal number; half of two) + conversation (the informal exchange of ideas by spoken words) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=half\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=half<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n. A conclusion or an assumption developed after careful listening to, and analysis of one-half of a telephone conversation. v. To listen to one-half of a telephone conversation. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Diallog: \/dy al log\/ Eddie knew by the diallog that his wife Pat was having on the phone &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1107\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Diallog: I&#8217;ll drop him at the vets<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1107"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1107"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1107\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}