{"id":1109,"date":"2011-01-03T12:00:12","date_gmt":"2011-01-03T17:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1109"},"modified":"2011-01-03T12:00:12","modified_gmt":"2011-01-03T17:00:12","slug":"yahoosiery-why-cant-i-google-my-socks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1109","title":{"rendered":"Yahoosiery: Why can&#8217;t I google my socks?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em> The inability to find, organize, or keep track of, simple physical objects. Often occurs when an individual has developed a search-engine dependency. <em>v.<\/em> To search for something that should be easy to find.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/search.gif\" alt=\"Why can't I google my socks?\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Yahoosiery<\/strong>:  \/<em>ya hooz yeree<\/em>\/ Steve Wotsockniak was experiencing washday again and with it, the feeling of utter yahoosiery. Again his trip to the dryer had coughed up one less sock than he had entered into the machine. Somewhere in cybersockspace, another pink argyll was floating around aimlessly, looking for it&#8217;s mate. Every week, Steve lost a sock in this manner and perhaps those lost soles did it on purpose. Maybe they contacted e-Darn-on-me.com to help them find their real sole mates&#8230;socks that shared their dreams and intellectual interests. Luckily Steve was such a nerd, that no one thought it odd that he wore two different socks to work. It was ironic though that he worked at a Help Desk, but could not help himself&#8230; <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Yahoo (search engine on Internet) &amp; Hosiery (socks and stockings and tights collectively) <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dopeye<\/strong>:  \/<em>doh-pie<\/em>\/ Brian was always particularly dopeye in the mornings.  He would search for spectacles that were already perched atop his head and for car keys that were in his pocket.  He relied entirely on GPS to navigate him to the office where he had worked for the past 17 years. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  dopey + eye <em>Created by:<\/em> Carla.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Wwwost<\/strong>:  \/<em>www\u00c3\u00b4st<\/em>\/ You can find anything on the internet. That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s what Ralph believes. Somebody has been onlyin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 to him. When it comes to organizing his life with the internyet it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a wwwost cause. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  www (world wide web) + lost (unable to find one\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s way) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=search\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=search<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n. The inability to find, organize, or keep track of, simple physical objects. Often occurs when an individual has developed a search-engine dependency. v. To search for something that should be easy to find. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Yahoosiery: \/ya hooz yeree\/ Steve Wotsockniak was experiencing washday again and with &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1109\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Yahoosiery: Why can&#8217;t I google my socks?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1109"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1109"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1109\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}