{"id":1110,"date":"2011-01-04T12:00:12","date_gmt":"2011-01-04T17:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1110"},"modified":"2011-01-04T12:00:12","modified_gmt":"2011-01-04T17:00:12","slug":"dimwitter-do-you-know-how-much-she-weighs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1110","title":{"rendered":"Dimwitter: Do you know how much she weighs?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em> To share information without understanding the difference between what should be public, and what others consider to be private. <em>n.<\/em> A person who doesn&#8217;t know what not to say.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/share.gif\" alt=\"Do you know how much she weighs?\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Dimwitter<\/strong>:  \/<em>dim-wit-uh<\/em>\/ Luckily, Lucy&#8217;s friends now knew that she was an incorrigible dimwitter.  Ever since Lucy had announced Beatrice&#8217;s chlamydia to the neighbours, no-one shared their confidences with her. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  dimwit + witter (to chatter or babble pointlessly) <em>Created by:<\/em> Carla.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Indiscreech<\/strong>:  \/<em>in dis skreetch<\/em>\/ When they met, she thought he was cute and charming.  After they had gotten to know each other in the biblical sense, she found out later he had been indiscreech with his buddies playing golf. When they leered at her and made lurid comments, she knew she had to dump him quickly, as golfers don&#8217;t get better with age or die gracefully.  They just lose their balls or get a hole-in-one! <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Indiscreet (lacking discretion; injudicious;not marked by prudence or modesty and wise self-restraint;not heedful of potential consequences)&amp; Screech (a high-pitched noise resembling a human cry) <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Censorchip<\/strong>:  \/<em>sens\u00c9\u2122rchip<\/em>\/ Candy believes in freedom of speech however with her boyfriend Charles, censorchip is required. She would love to have a censorchip planted deep in his brain to keep him from blurting out things she told him in private.  <em>Etymology:<\/em>  censor (scrutinize, revise, or cut unacceptable parts from a book, movie, etc.) + chip (a tiny wafer of semiconducting material used to make an integrated circuit) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Blabsationism<\/strong>:  \/<em>Hi facebook blabsationism cost him the job<\/em>\/  <em>Etymology:<\/em>  blab &#8211; to spill the beans<br \/>\nsationism-  information for shock effect or prurient  intestest <em>Created by:<\/em> nancyblue.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=share\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=share<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To share information without understanding the difference between what should be public, and what others consider to be private. n. A person who doesn&#8217;t know what not to say. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Dimwitter: \/dim-wit-uh\/ Luckily, Lucy&#8217;s friends now knew that she was an incorrigible dimwitter. 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