{"id":1113,"date":"2011-01-07T12:00:12","date_gmt":"2011-01-07T17:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1113"},"modified":"2011-01-07T12:00:12","modified_gmt":"2011-01-07T17:00:12","slug":"unfatuation-this-cupcake-is-evil-i-must-destroy-it-before-it-destroys-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1113","title":{"rendered":"Unfatuation: This cupcake is evil! I must destroy it, before it destroys me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em> To follow a diet with such rigor and fervor that it consumes all your energy, and throws everything, even your desserts, out of proportion. <em>n.<\/em> A person who thinks too much about what they eat.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/cupcake.gif\" alt=\"This cupcake is evil! I must destroy it, before it destroys me.\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Unfatuation<\/strong>:  \/<em>unf\u00c3\u00b8t\u00ca\u0192\u00c9\u2122we\u00c9\u00aa\u00ca\u0192\u00c9\u2122n<\/em>\/ When it comes to dieting Harold has an unfatuation. He spends so much time trimming fat from his meat he barely has time to eat. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  un (not) + fat (a natural oily or greasy substance occurring in animal bodies) + infatuation (be inspired with an intense but short-lived passion or admiration for) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Fatanic<\/strong>:  \/<em>fat-an-ic<\/em>\/ Myrtle&#8217;s friends were concerned by her fatanicism.  She spent longer reading the dietary information printed on food packaging than she did consuming the contents.  Myrtle resisted their suggestions that her behaviour was fatanical &#8211; she preferred to describe it as a complumpsion. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  fat + fanatic (a person marked or motivated by an extreme, unreasoning enthusiasm)  \/ Wordplay on Satanic <em>Created by:<\/em> Carla.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Carbohydraniac<\/strong>:  \/<em>kar bo hy dray nee ak<\/em>\/ Jenny had become such a carbohydraniac after all her many diets, that she avoided carbs like the plague.  Over the years she had tried Dr.Atkins, Weight Watchers, South Beach, Scarsdale and every other popular diet plan.  She finally developed her own program and Ms. Craig is now wealthy like those other diet&#8217;s designers. It is good to find a method to lose weight&#8230;it is even better to find one that allows you to get rich by helping others lose weight! <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Carbohydrate (an essential structural component of living cells and source of energy for animals; includes simple sugars with small molecules as well as macromolecular substances; are classified according to the number of monosaccharide groups they contain;) &amp; Maniac (an insane person) <\/p>\n<p> <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=cupcake\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=cupcake<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To follow a diet with such rigor and fervor that it consumes all your energy, and throws everything, even your desserts, out of proportion. n. A person who thinks too much about what they eat. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Unfatuation: \/unf\u00c3\u00b8t\u00ca\u0192\u00c9\u2122we\u00c9\u00aa\u00ca\u0192\u00c9\u2122n\/ When it comes to dieting Harold has an &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1113\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Unfatuation: This cupcake is evil! I must destroy it, before it destroys me.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1113"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1113"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1113\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}