{"id":112,"date":"2007-06-18T23:59:28","date_gmt":"2007-06-19T03:59:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=112"},"modified":"2007-06-19T00:44:15","modified_gmt":"2007-06-19T04:44:15","slug":"its-about-my-husbands-new-prescription","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=112","title":{"rendered":"It’s about my husband’s new prescription"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> An unintended consequence of medical or psychological therapy, especially if the therapy is supposed to make you feel “young again”.<\/font><\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Teenmentia<\/strong>: \/teen-men-chah<\/em>\/ After a trip to the stud farmacologist and eating two boxes of Wild Oats ‘n’ Bran, Bob got a wicked case of Teenmentia. His neighbors watched in horror as he chased his poor old wife Alice around the yard while simulataneously crooning the Barry White tune “Let’s Get It On.” Etymology:<\/em> teen, dementia Created by:<\/em> purpleartichokes.<\/font><\/p>\n

Youthanasia<\/strong>: \/yoo-thuh-ney-zee-ast<\/em>\/ Viagra and some other new miracle drugs are a form of youthanasia. With these drugs, young ideas, images and urgings are brought about in an old, incapable body. Etymology:<\/em> youth + euthanasia Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n

Cocoonsequence<\/strong>: \/cah-coon-see-kwens<\/em>\/ sure, i had extra vitality, but the appearance of 15 superfluous nipples was an upsetting cocoonsequence Etymology:<\/em> consequence, cocoon[the movie…with steve guttenberg] Created by:<\/em> rikboyee.<\/font><\/p>\n

Slideeffect<\/strong>: \/slide-eefekt<\/em>\/ The slideefect to the new medication made Bob wear baggy pants that hung low on his hips and let his underwear show. It gave a whole new meaning to slip slidin away Etymology:<\/em> slide + side effect Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/font><\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n. An unintended consequence of medical or psychological therapy, especially if the therapy is supposed to make you feel “young again”. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Teenmentia: \/teen-men-chah\/ After a trip to the stud farmacologist and eating two boxes of Wild Oats ‘n’ Bran, Bob got a wicked case of Teenmentia. … Continue reading It’s about my husband’s new prescription<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,4],"tags":[20,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=112"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}