{"id":1128,"date":"2011-01-28T12:00:12","date_gmt":"2011-01-28T17:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1128"},"modified":"2011-01-28T12:00:12","modified_gmt":"2011-01-28T17:00:12","slug":"shampoonesia-did-i-just-shampoo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1128","title":{"rendered":"Shampoonesia: Did I just shampoo?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em> A momentary break in the time-space continuum, which often occurs while showering, and leaves one wondering whether or not they have shampooed their hair. <em>v.<\/em> To lose track of time while showering.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/shower.gif\" alt=\"Did I just shampoo?\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Shampoonesia<\/strong>:  \/<em>sham poo neesj sja<\/em>\/ When Melody stepped into the warm, steamy shower, the soapy water helped ease her weary bones and relax her.  The lovely smell, cranial massage and warm inviting feeling gave her a good case of shampoonesia.  Too bad the twins had learned to unlock the bathroom door and her shampooblivion was too short-lived. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Shampoo(to wash the hair) &amp; Amnesia (partial or total memory loss) <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Engrossoak<\/strong>:  \/<em>en-grow-soak<\/em>\/ Liz was so engrossoaked in her ritual pampering in the shower after a hard day at work that she lost track of time. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  engross (to absorb the attention) + soak (to bathe thoroughly) <em>Created by:<\/em> CharlieB.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Slumberinse<\/strong>:  \/<em>sl\u00c9\u2122mb\u00c9\u2122rins<\/em>\/ Most people use their morning shower to help wake them up. Jill uses hers to get a few more minutes of shut-eye. The only time limit to her slumberinse is the capacity of her hot water heater. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  slumber (sleep) + rinse (wash with clean water to remove soap, detergent, dirt, or impurities) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Shours<\/strong>:  \/<em>sh ow rs<\/em>\/ the water power and the fantasy life inside her head turned her shower into a shour <em>Etymology:<\/em>  shower hour <em>Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=shower\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=shower<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n. A momentary break in the time-space continuum, which often occurs while showering, and leaves one wondering whether or not they have shampooed their hair. v. To lose track of time while showering. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Shampoonesia: \/sham poo neesj sja\/ When Melody stepped into the warm, steamy shower, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1128\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Shampoonesia: Did I just shampoo?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1128"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1128"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1128\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}