{"id":1131,"date":"2011-02-02T12:00:12","date_gmt":"2011-02-02T17:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1131"},"modified":"2011-02-02T12:00:12","modified_gmt":"2011-02-02T17:00:12","slug":"casanono-i-may-not-have-the-body-of-a-peacock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1131","title":{"rendered":"Casanono: I may not have the body of a peacock&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em> An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or &#8220;pick-up lines&#8221;, do not generate the desired response. <em>v.<\/em> To repeatedly issue mating calls.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/birds.gif\" alt=\"I may not have the body of a peacock...\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Casanono<\/strong>:  \/<em>kah sah noh noh<\/em>\/ John dear was such a casanono, his chat up lines had him arrested twice and he once spent three days in hospital when he developed an allergy to spider pheramone. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  casanova, no no <em>Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sirenoise<\/strong>:  \/<em>s\u00c4\u00abr\u00c9\u2122nnoiz<\/em>\/ John\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s favorite bar decided to have a \u00e2\u20ac\u009dlady\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s night\u00e2\u20ac\u009d. When he stopped by for a quick drink he found the sirenoise to be almost deafening. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  siren (a woman who is considered to be alluring or fascinating but also dangerous in some way) + noise (a sound, esp. one that is loud or unpleasant or that causes disturbance) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Peacocksure<\/strong>:  \/<em>pee-kok-shore<\/em>\/ Dan winked at the girl by the bar, adjusting the huge collar on his white satin shirt. He was hot, confident and peacocksure. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  peacock (brightly coloured bird who displays feathers to attract mate) + sure (confident) <em>Created by:<\/em> CharlieB.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Molestubborn<\/strong>:  \/<em>Moe-less-tuh-burn<\/em>\/ That poor boy is so molestubborn. His uncle was like that, too.  I&#8217;m amazed he ever found somebody. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Molest(bother,sexually assault) + Stubborn <em>Created by:<\/em> FreakyDeak.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Molestubborn:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=galwaywegian\">galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2011-01-31: 15:37:00<\/em> <br \/>he&#8217;ll probably have to resort to molesturbation<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=birds\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=birds<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n. An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or &#8220;pick-up lines&#8221;, do not generate the desired response. v. To repeatedly issue mating calls. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Casanono: \/kah sah noh noh\/ John dear was such a casanono, his chat up &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1131\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Casanono: I may not have the body of a peacock&#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1131"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1131"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1131\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}