{"id":1134,"date":"2011-02-07T12:00:09","date_gmt":"2011-02-07T17:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1134"},"modified":"2011-02-07T12:00:09","modified_gmt":"2011-02-07T17:00:09","slug":"joggernaut-wait-cant-you-guys-read","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1134","title":{"rendered":"Joggernaut: Wait! Can’t you guys read?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> A group of runners that moves as a single entity, ignoring traffic signals and pedestrians alike. v.<\/em> To run in a herd without watching where you are going.<\/p>\n

\"Wait!<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Joggernaut<\/strong>: \/jog err nawt<\/em>\/ He could tell by the flash of dayglo on the horizon and the faraway sound of panting that the joggernaut had hit the outskirts Etymology:<\/em> jogger juggernaut Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

Clusterflock<\/strong>: \/kl\u00c9\u2122st\u00c9\u2122rfl\u00c3\u00a4k<\/em>\/ Roger continued to root for his home team despite the fact that they were a complete clusterflock. Etymology:<\/em> cluster (a group of similar objects growing closely together) + flock (a number of birds of one kind feeding, resting, or traveling together) A play off of cluster(expletive) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Raccrew<\/strong>: \/raik-kru<\/em>\/ Tahir is a member of school raccrew. Etymology:<\/em> Race + Crew Created by:<\/em> Ahmad.<\/p>\n

Monodrome<\/strong>: \/<\/em>\/ The overwhelming monodrome was sweeping across the city: on this one day of the year travelling by car was simply not an option. Etymology:<\/em> mono- from the Greek for the number one;
\n-drome from the Greek dromos, meaning running, or race. Created by:<\/em> JoePeacock.<\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=runners<\/a><\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n. A group of runners that moves as a single entity, ignoring traffic signals and pedestrians alike. v. To run in a herd without watching where you are going. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Joggernaut: \/jog err nawt\/ He could tell by the flash of dayglo on the horizon and the … Continue reading Joggernaut: Wait! Can’t you guys read?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1134"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1134"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1134\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}