{"id":1137,"date":"2011-02-10T12:00:09","date_gmt":"2011-02-10T17:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1137"},"modified":"2011-02-10T12:00:09","modified_gmt":"2011-02-10T17:00:09","slug":"providented-the-toast-fell-butter-side-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1137","title":{"rendered":"Providented: The toast fell butter-side down."},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> The feeling you get when fate plays a stupid little trick on you, just to remind you that life isn’t fair. v.<\/em> To suddenly remember that you’ve been screwed by the powers that be.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Providented<\/strong>: \/prov-ee-dent-id<\/em>\/ After the sleepless night, the car alarm waking her at 4.30 and the heating failing to come on, the toast falling butter-side down was the final straw. Cheryl felt unfairly providented. Etymology:<\/em> providence (God’s guidance over humans) + dented (to reduce or slightly injure) Created by:<\/em> CharlieB.<\/p>\n

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galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2011-02-08: 09:47:00<\/em>
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Fatalisterical<\/strong>: \/fay tah liss terr ik al<\/em>\/ No matter how frequently Mr. right escaped her clutches, it nver ceased to maker feel fatalisterical. Etymology:<\/em> fatalistic hysterical Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

Destikneecapped<\/strong>: \/des-tin-nee-capt<\/em>\/ My New Year’s resolution to get in to work on time every day was destikneecapped by a power failure and a subway delay. Etymology:<\/em> destiny + knee-capped Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n

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galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2011-02-08: 09:45:00<\/em>
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Irofate<\/strong>: \/ai-ro-faet<\/em>\/ He tried his best but fall a pray to irofate Etymology:<\/em> irony of fate … Created by:<\/em> Ahmad.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n. The feeling you get when fate plays a stupid little trick on you, just to remind you that life isn’t fair. v. To suddenly remember that you’ve been screwed by the powers that be. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Providented: \/prov-ee-dent-id\/ After the sleepless night, the car alarm waking her … Continue reading Providented: The toast fell butter-side down.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1137"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1137"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1137\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}